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xlivelaughlove524x
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August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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jimmy365
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March 24, 2013 2:03pm UTC

friend: my bed describes my lifestyle - single
me: me too
friend:
me:
friend:
me: queen
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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trinityy_xoxox
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC

my eight year old cousins advice on boys;
me: what do you do if you like a boy?
cousin: you tell him.
me: what if he doesn't like you back?
cousin: you kill him.
not mine quote. trinityy_xoxox format.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 3:00pm UTC

User name or password.
is incorrect.
"TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!"

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evilpanda
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 9:25pm UTC

Am i the only one,
who didn't know that Mr.Krabs sang the Spongebob Theme song?

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beautyinsidexox
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 1:35pm UTC

Sky: I'm going to make it rain
Me: Okay
Sky: Maybe a little lightning
Me: That's cool.
Sky: Is it "cool." If i make it thunder too?
Me: Yeah idc.
Sky: LOL imma make it downpour now
Me: Lol seriously idgaf.
Sky: I know your weakness
Me:
Sky:
Me:
Sky: *Makes power go out*
Me: MY WIFI!!!!!!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 7:59pm UTC

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MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 3:24pm UTC

-------------~♥~------------
There's 104 Days of Summer Vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem, for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it.
Like maybe...
Eating some Rocket Pops
Or tryin' to get money
Rebloggin' bout the Eiffel Tower
*da da dadada*
Typin' in quotes that doesn't exist
And rarely ever taking a shower
*do do do doooo*
Surfing the internet
Creating a new blog
Annoying facebook girls don't have brains
"You're so annoying"
Playin' Angry Birds
Rebloggin' more monuments
Directioners sure are insane
"Liam!"
As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do
Before school starts next fall
"Common' guys"
So stick with us
Cause the internet rules
And you won't regret it at all
So stick with us
Cause you're addicted
And you won't regret it at all
"Honeyy! Get off your laptop"
"No!"
format by neversaynever16/ quote by MsEmilyHoran

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Just_Dreaming
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 2:32pm UTC

An arrow can be shot only by pulling it backward.
So when life is dragging you back with difficulties,
it means that it's going to launch you into something great.

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youcouldcallmeshy
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 2:47pm UTC

I want a guy best friend.
The kind that'll get mistaken as my boyfriend.

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Did you know our brain sees us 5x more beautiful then we actually are?
I'm f/cked.

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Hammy1117
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC

4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC

THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.

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Julidanika
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 5:27pm UTC

I had a dream once that i was swimming in soda but i woke up to find it was only a fanta sea.

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Olisbabe *
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July 28, 2012 10:08pm UTC

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samhu00
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 9:37am UTC

Yesterday, I was at community day and my six year old cousin was there. I went and got him a balloon. After playing with it for about five minutes, he let it go in the air. Then he asked for mine. He took it and also let it go. His mom asked him why he did that. And he answered "I gave it to daddy." His father died a few weeks ago from cancer.♥
true story

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CoryDude
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 6:29pm UTC

H.O.P.E
Hold On Pain Ends

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ocean*
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 4:20pm UTC

Whatever happens,
KEEP SMILING.

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lillylovee
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 6:08pm UTC

hey bro
bro
broski
brosicle
broseidon, god of the brocean
brotato chip
brotein shake
brosef stalin
barack brobama
teddy brosevelt
don quibrote
adrien brody
gallilebro gallilei
napoleon bronaparte
brobo cop
leonardo dicapribro
broseph mengele
bro nye the science guy
selena bromez
broey deschanel
bro dimaggio
wolfgang amadaeus brozart
brohemian rhapsody
osama bro laden
mighty bro
young brodo the hobbit bro
broprah winfrey
broby dick
abroham lincoln.
Sup

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