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WaitWhoseThatOhThatsMe
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December 9, 2012 12:06am UTC

What's the Difference between Handy Manny and BoB the Builder???

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ladyfunlol
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November 24, 2012 3:58pm UTC

Hi there I'm going to do a one direction fanfiction so I need characters! First come first served.
Harrys Crush- Taken me!!
Nialls crush-
Louis' girlfriend-
Zayns girlfriend-
Zayns crush-
Liams secret girlfriend-
Harrys best friend
Louis ex-girlfriend
Hurry please

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Iheartyoou
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November 24, 2012 5:13pm UTC

When someone's zipper is down and you don't know weather to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low.
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C o o k i e d o u g h f o r m a t s

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WaitWhoseThatOhThatsMe
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November 24, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Attention Wittians :
One of our felllow wittians is going to try out for America's got Talent
BUT SHE'S SHY
Show her your Support!!

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LovingEmma
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November 24, 2012 2:19pm UTC

Blanket On- Too Hot
Blanket Off- Too Cold
One Leg Out- PERFECT
Until the DEMON from
PARANORMAL
ACTIVITY
grabs it and drags you through the hall.

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Cool_As_Hell
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November 24, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Me: I should do my homework. *Goes on Witty*
Me: In five minutes. *3 hours later*
Me: I'll do it tommorow.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Converse_r_myshoes
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November 24, 2012 10:25am UTC

Lost your pen= No pen
No pen= No notes
No notes= No study
No study= Fail
Fail= No diploma
No diploma= No work
No work= No money
No money= No food
No food= You get skinny
You get skinny= You get ugly
You get ugly= No love
No love= No marriage
No marriage= No children
No children= alone
alone= Depression
Depression= Sickness
Sickness= Death
dont lose your pen youwill die

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Kyari*
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November 24, 2012 9:32am UTC

We Could Be Like McDonalds & Burger King
I'll Have It My Way & You'll Be Lovin It ..

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Kyari*
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November 24, 2012 9:35am UTC

When People Pretend To Know Celebrities Its Like No Boo Boo Your Not Lil Waynes Daughter ..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Gothabalunza
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November 23, 2012 7:24pm UTC

My mood is typically based on how fast my
computer loads websites.

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LolaLori
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November 23, 2012 1:48pm UTC

DEAR MATH,
Stop telling me to to find your X.
She's never coming back.

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lndsyreicks
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November 22, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Black Friday- The one day of the year where
people actually get hurt @ Walmart. <3 it!

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xstories
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November 22, 2012 6:32pm UTC

People: I got addicted to the internet when i made a facebook.
Me: I got addicted to the internet when i made a clubpenguin
My mom:
Cat:
Dog:
Chuck Norris:
Obama:
Spongebob:
Taylor Lautner:
Oxygen:
Me: I regret nothing...
nmq

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ICONiac
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November 22, 2012 6:43pm UTC

The camera always makes me look bad.
Oh wait, that's just my face.

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KissMeImLegal
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November 1, 2012 6:36pm UTC

In 4th Period ..
*Me Talking To My Friend Thats A Boy ..
Me: Are You A Girl ?
* My Friend Thats A Boy Turns To My Friend Thats A Girl.*
Boy: Are YOU A Boy ?
Girl: Wanna Find Out?
Me: *Looks At Them Both.* Wow ... She Ended That ..

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WaitWhoseThatOhThatsMe
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November 3, 2012 10:22am UTC

I'm A-DORK-ABLE!!

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WaitWhoseThatOhThatsMe
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November 3, 2012 1:00pm UTC

I Dont Care How Old I am I Will Always Watch SpongeBob

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