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Snowflakes113 · 1 decade ago
Hi I'm Sydni (:
I just posted an intro to my fourth story on here called Discovering Destiny, and I'm trying to get people to check it out. So feel free to check it out, or don't, but if you do let me know what you think! Thank you, and sorry for spamming! (:
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Heyheyhey! ♥♥
So, today, I got a haircut & seriously, the lady took like half my hair off. My hair feels so short and weird. I hate it so much -.- I also took my dog for a walk and got told off by a random old dude because my dog was barking at his. He told me to go back inside my house or he would hit my dog... yeaa, so that was my day. It is now way to hot to do anything else and I have a party tonight c;
When I was away, my cousin asked me what I did on the internet because i said I didn't go on Facebook all that much. I told her I went on a sight called Witty Profiles and I told her to go check it out. She refused to because she thought it was a sight ;)
I shall stop my rant and tell you that chapter 13 is up, I hope you enjoy it!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
That'd be a nice day... next time it starts raining I'm just going to go outside and find guys falling from the sky. Woo Hoo! Who else is with me?
Oh... I'm alone?
Damn.
OH WELL MORE GUYS FOR ME! That'd probably flee from me anyways... and then I'd go feed my 69 cats.
{{shoutout to my AMAZING CATS}}
I uploaded the prologue of my new story, Using Mr Parker. Yes, it is a student/teacher romance. I hope you all like it! (:
Xx Maria <3
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Slide and slide
and do the butterfly
and dip and dip
and shake my little hip
I want you and you to cheer with me too.
WOOOHOOOO GO TEAM! *dances like a seal*
New chapters up <3
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Sooo, I was listening to the radio today && guess what I learnt? Men got bonerrs when they were hanged well... AWKWARD.
Uh...eh... I mean HEY! Pretend I didn't say that...
Can you all do me a favour? Search necrophilia in google (if you don't know what it is) and enjoy.
I also put a new chapter up on my profile (: I'm trying to work out how I'll end the story, should I make Andi and Jesse die like Romeo and Juliet?
HELL YES!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Heyheyhey! c:
Chapter 19 is up, go check it out and tell me what you think. Hopefully you all like it and how the chapter ended. *hint-hint*
Soooo, I was in the car with my granddad and he was listening to Greek rap. I was like WOOOHHOOOOO GO GRANDDAD!
Yeeep, shoutout to all the granddads out there! [:
& I made cupcakes... let's just say I can't be a chef... ever.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR SMITHERS!!
I will never forget that one sentence up there, like every time someone sings the birthday song thingy, I think of that. Does any one else do that? :o
I had my pink mufti-day for breast cancer today, I honestly don't know how all you Americans (and anybody else who gets to wear whatever the f/ck that'd like to school) do it. I was struggling to find an outfit to wear just for one day!
Arghh!
A new chapter is up, I have exams in three weeks... EW! So, I don't know if the next chapter is going to be the last chapter for three weeks or if I'm going to continue. I'm yet to decide, because I really should be studding :/
Anyways, I love you && have a great night/day!
Xx Mariiaa
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
So, I thought that was very appropriate because I'm . Nope, still not appropriate but I swear, you can trust n o b o d y anymore. I feel like everybody hates me && a few days ago, I heard a few girls talking about me. The girls who are supposed to be some close friends. RAWR. Guess not.
I needed to get that out, excuse my rant hehehhehee
I LOVE MEAN GIRLS.
I think just about every body does. You know it came out in 2004...
BEWARE OF THE PLASTICS, Y'ALL! Tomorrow, at school, I'm having a pink-mufti day. I wish it was Wednesday, not Friday... that would be EPIC.
Okey dokey, a new chapter is up -- or maybe it isn't ;) You never know, you might go to my profile and be like -.- because you went there & I hadn't actually uploaded.
Mwahhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hello lovely! <3
Guess what?!
*nobody answers and everybody looks around awkwardly*
No?
Ok. :c
I was going to tell you I put a new chapter up but you probably already realised that when you like, saw my username.
Things aren't awkward unless you make them [[I worked out]] and I make everything awkward. Even if its not awkward, I'll be like 'Awkward' and then it'll turn awkward.
I won't be uploading until Thursday, I wrote it in the authors note at the bottom of chapter but most of you probably don't even read that, or this. Imagine if I was just typing to myself & like nobody read it...
...Awkward...
I pretended to be one of my friends today, does any one else do that? We had a substitute for Maths though I think she already knew who we were ^.^ But for Science, even though the teacher was our normal teacher she played along with it.
...I want a BOYFRIEND.
IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND I'D NEVER LET YOU GO!
I feel like I'm forever alone... what if all of Witty gets boyfriends/girlfriends and I'm the only single one with my 69 cats?!
I'm going to name my cats now, Mallory, Jade, Flower, Gromitt, White, Gray, Black, Blue, Pink, Purple, Lilac, Brown. 12 DOWN, 50 SOMETHING LEFT!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hello you amazing human specimen.
I feel like horrible cause I like never upload anymore :( I'll upload after I remind everybody, if I can. School has been keeping me very busy and soon I won't be able to upload at all until my exams are over.
Eh... this notification-reminder thingy is so BORING. I think I'll just leave y'all to get on with your life.
I decided that I eat my problems, even though I have like no problems... I'm going to start my diet for the like 100th time on Monday ;)
Xx Mariiaa
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hello you sexy beast,
today is a VERY special day, well to me at least. Today is this accounts first birthday... my baby is growing up :'o
I've been writing stories on this account for a whole year and I just want to say thank you, to all of you. Even if you've just started reading my stories. It means so much to me, you guys don't understand! I love you all <3
So, today, I guess I had a good day, better then yesterday. I had really bad day yesterday... :( && so I didn't upload. Bad excuse, I know.
New chapters up, if you haven't picked that up :D
My back like really hurts... I think it's because of the wild I had last night with Carlos Pena jr. {{Google him if you don't know him}}
BOMB, BOMB, YOU'RE A BOMB AND YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME WHEN I NEED TO COME ALONG. BOMB, BOMB, YOU'RE A BOMB AND BABY YOU CAN TURN ME ON.
Yeepp.. excuse me... I get a bit excited... *.*
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Fake_a_smile · 1 decade ago
Wilmington, it says on his profile.
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BukisStories · 1 decade ago
Hey there reader!! I would first like to say that I'm very sorry for not posting for so long, my bad. I've lost track of time and theres a lot going on in my life right now, so time for witty is very limited. School started Wednesday, and theres this bxtch that keeps talking about me. Enough about me though, how are you doing? Still as beautiful as ever? Good.
Oh yeah, two new chapters are up. (;
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BukisStories · 1 decade ago
Hello there my absolutely amazing reader!
How's your day been/going?
Hopefully well. (:
I just wanted to come and tell you that chapter nine of Shattered Heart is up! Hope you like this one. :)
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AngelE · 1 decade ago
Thank you :)

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QuoteBook123 · 1 decade ago
Hope i blew up your notifications and i didn't mind you had some pretty good quotes there :)
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