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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    on the x-factor:
    simon: whats your name?
    lady: panda
    simon: what?!
    lady: panda, like the bear.
    simon: why were you called panda?
    lady: well, my mom was in jail when she had me, and her cell mate was white, and she was black, so they just came up with the name.

  2. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. wicked wicked
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Wicked
    Hearing the word "defying"
    and instantly thinking, "Gravity!"

  4. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Long, but worth reading(:
    (Not a stupid creepy thing that you have to repost)
    An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
    With GOD , the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
    Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
    Student : Yes, sir.
    Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
    Student : Absolutely, sir.
    Professor : Is GOD Good ?
    Student : Sure.
    Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
    (Student was silent )
    Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
    Is GOD Good?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : Is Satan good ?
    Student : No.
    Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
    Student : From . . . GOD . . .
    Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : So who created evil ?
    (Student did not answer)
    Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
    All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
    Student : Yes, sir.
    Professor : So, who Created them ?
    (Student ha d no answer)
    Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
    Student : No, sir.
    Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
    Student : No , sir.
    Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD , Tasted your GOD , Smelt your GOD ? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
    Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
    Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
    Student : Yes.
    Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
    Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
    Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
    Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
    Professor : Yes.
    Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
    Professor : Yes.
    Student : No, sir. There isn't..
    (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )
    Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
    a Little Heat or No Heat.
    But we don't have anything called Cold.
    We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
    There is no such thing as Cold.
    Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
    We cannot Measure Cold.
    Heat is Energy.
    Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
    (There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
    Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
    Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
    Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something
    You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
    Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
    Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
    Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
    Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
    Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
    Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
    Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
    Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
    (The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )
    Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
    Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
    Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
    (The Class was in Uproar )
    Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
    (The Class broke out into Laughter )
    Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
    No one appears to have done so.
    So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
    (The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)
    Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
    Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
    The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
    That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving
    The student - Albert Einstein
    Th

  5. natakole14 natakole14
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    My mother once told me that the key to life was to be happy.
    The next day, my teacher gave me homework that asked, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said "happy".
    They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
    I told them they didn't understand life.
    ♥John Lennon♥

  6. Finally_Telling_The_Truth Finally_Telling_The_Truth
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Friend: I wonder how Harry Potter would pronouce One Direction.
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: Wand Erection.
    true story/NMF

  7. awesomeness221 awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Harry-I take very long showers
    Liam-well you have alot of hair
    Niall-he just stands there with his head down
    *all stare*
    Niall-I dont know that

  8. xoxomusicangel xoxomusicangel
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    my thoughts during school:
    Me: Why am I learning this?
    Me: WE shouldn't have to read this, Niall only read one book in his life
    Me: One Direction
    Me: The things I would do to Louis Tomlinson
    Me: I'm hungry
    Me: Niall likes food
    Me: YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M BACON
    Me: That guy has Harry's hair
    Me: Maybe he's Harry
    Me: Oh he's not Harry
    Me: Oh that kid's wearing stripes
    Me: Reminds me of Louis
    Me: Louis is hot
    Me: What if One Direction came into this room right now and proposed to me
    Me: One Direction
    Me: B*tch stop singing What Makes You Beautiful, you're not even a directioner
    Me: No you're not
    Me: Shut up
    Me: Does my teacher listen to One Direction
    Me: Finally lunch *eats like Niall*
    Me: Time to go to the bathroom
    Me: Oh look a mirror
    Me: Maybe I'm related to Zayn because I love looking in the mirror
    Me: One Direction
    Me: What if theyre at my house right noe
    Me: Omg I breathe the same air as them
    Me: Shut up teacher I don't care
    Me: One Direction
    Me: One Direction
    Me: One Direction

  9. iheartpenguins1 iheartpenguins1
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. alexaxoxo12 alexaxoxo12
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    The Awk moment when......
    A top quote has a spelling mistake.
    nmq -nmf

  11. Finally_Telling_The_Truth Finally_Telling_The_Truth
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Me: Mom....dad?....I've desided to live on my own from now on
    Parents: Ok...cool
    Me: Your luggage is out side
    NMF

  12. ocean* ocean*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Promise me you won't leave
    LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

  13. Demitriaa_Lee Demitriaa_Lee
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    [1] I need to tell you a secret, look at 5!
    [2] The answer is lookat at 11.
    [3] Don't get mad, look at 15.
    [4] Calm down, don't be mad, look at 13.
    [5] First look at 2.
    [6] Don't be angry, look at 12!
    [7] I just wanna say I love you.
    [8] What I wanted to tell you was... look at 14.
    [9] Be patient, look at 4.
    [10] This is the last time; just look at 7.
    [11] I hope you don't get mad when I say look at 6.
    [12] sorry, look at 8.
    [13] Don't get mad, look at 10.
    [14] I don't know how to say this but look at 3.
    [15] You must be really angry, look at 9.

  14. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    "I once cried in a restaurant because the watress told me I could
    Not eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon."
    -Liam Payne


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    What does your hair smell like?
    Harry: Apples
    Zayn: Anti-dandruff shampoo
    Louis: L'Oreal because i'm worth it
    -OneDirection

  17. lexi1020 lexi1020
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I do what I want, when I want, where I want.
    If my mom says it's okay.
    nmf/nmq

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    I'M NOT PERFECT
    I'M NOT A CLEAN CUT
    I'M JUST TRYING TO BE MYSELVE
    -Lous Tomlinson
    format credit to OneDirection

  19. directionerrr directionerrr
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    mum: you need to study
    dad: you need to study
    friends: you need to study
    teachers: you need to study
    school: you need to study
    everyone: you need to study
    me: but niall horan

  20. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    darkness exists
    so that stars can shine
    AlNicholas

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