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smallzx88
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October 2, 2012 10:28pm UTC

Home is where
my mom food is...

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theatregeek
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October 3, 2012 4:32pm UTC

On October 3rd he asked me what day it was:
Aronn: What day is it?
Cady: It's October 3rd.
HAPPY NATIONAL MEAN GIRLS DAY!!
(On Wednesdays we wear pink!)

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jessiduh
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October 3, 2012 4:48pm UTC

I hate it when my
Bra straps get in the way of an itch I have to stratch.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ApplePieFlutterDashRariSparkle
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October 3, 2012 5:40pm UTC

Normal Person: I like your shirt!
Other Person: *looks down* thanks you too!
Normal Person: I like your shirt!
Me: oh hey I remembered to put on clothes this morning

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carson5482
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October 5, 2012 11:01am UTC

"In an ideal world, no one would talk before 10 a.m. People would just hug, because waking up is really hard."
~Zooey Deschanel

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LoveLikeWoe11223
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October 5, 2012 2:05pm UTC

She's not a saint, and She's not what you think, She's an actress, She's better known for the things she does on a mattress, soon she'll know, stealing other peoples toys on the playground won't make you many friends, she should keep in mind, she should keep in mind that there's nothing I do better than revenge!

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Zane74
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June 12, 2012 6:01am UTC

'Did you just fall?'
'No. I attacked the floor.'
'Backwards?'
'I'm Freaking Talented'
Z a n e L a r k i n .
a n a d a p t e d q u o t e.

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Kellyyy
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June 11, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Meditation for the brain ...
only weed
no cocaine
~ Bob Marley ~

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andrea_loves_yew
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June 11, 2012 10:30pm UTC

The plan
 The moment you saw her, that’s when you knew 
That she will end up in the room alone with you 
You had a plan  for poor little Anne
 But she refused, which made you mad
 and from then on it will get bad 
You tried your first plan, that’s when she started to run
 She realized the bad idea when you pulled out your gun
 Poor little Anne didn't know about that knot 
Until you pulled the trigger and fired the first shot 
The little girl Anne, She’s now a goner
But everyone lays flowers down in her honor
Format credit to ThatsSoMeee MY QUOTE

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UnknownButNotInvisibleDanny
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June 11, 2012 11:24pm UTC

If I had just kept my f-cking mouth shut this wouldn't be happening.

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Nigel9086
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June 12, 2012 12:46am UTC

Looking in the fridge
and finding nothing.
come back 5 minutes later
and hope that something,
magically appears.
nmf

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Zane74
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June 12, 2012 5:46am UTC

Trust gets you Killed,
Love get you Hurt, &
Being Real gets you Hated
Z a n e L a r k i n .
a n a d a p t e d q u o t e.

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justalittle732
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June 11, 2012 12:03pm UTC

What has this world come to?? When people lie about who they have been with just to look cooler I mean really that only makes you look like a slutOpen your eye's not your legs

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Nigel9086
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June 11, 2012 12:54pm UTC

I wish...
there was a secret handshake that only us Wittians' knew,
because if there was I would go in the middle of a big croud and
do it, and see who does it back.

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