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  1. juliebrat99 juliebrat99
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    You were born an original,
    so why die a copy?
    -----------♥-----------
    nm f

  2. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Did I make it that easy,
    TO WALK
    RIGHT IN AND OUT
    OF MY LIFE?

  3. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Pretendingtosmokepretzelsticks

  4. lifefulloflaughter lifefulloflaughter
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart #32:
    Bring your dog into Wal-Mart, acting as casual as possible. If someone is brave enough to tell you that dogs aren't allowed in the store, simply reply, "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food."
    format credit: DamnnTaylerx; nmq

  5. idon'tknowhowtodeletemyaccount* idon'tknowhowtodeletemyaccount*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile. --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand. --When she wants a hug she will just stand there. --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later. --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her. --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all. --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games. --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts: --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you. --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you. --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong. --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it . --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do. --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love. --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it. --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done. --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Here's hoping.. .. ..
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:

  6. lvitale09 lvitale09
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    he doesn't realize
    that just that simple text saying "Hey!"
    puts the biggest smile on my face

  7. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    When your chair tips
    a little too far back and you have a full-on heart attack.

  8. martyman91 martyman91
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    What I would do for her
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    • kiss her in front of your friends
    • tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldnt matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    :;Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.

  9. Ryan32 Ryan32
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    Hey. I'm Ryan.
    Follow and Comment.
    Fave and I will Follow :)

  10. JohnnyyM450 JohnnyyM450
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Advice from a guy~
    If you want to get a guy to like you, just be yourself, because no one wants to be with someone, when they don't know who the other truly is... So don't be something your not, it will only hurt you
    in the end anyway.

  11. zitaaaaflavaaaa zitaaaaflavaaaa
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 2:43am UTC
    FAVE JERSEY SHORE QUOTES:
    #3
    Snooki: I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.

  12. xokatieruth27 xokatieruth27
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 10:25am UTC
    You dirty garden tool.

:)

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