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seriusee
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August 13, 2012 7:57pm UTC

One direction in no way should have performed at the Olympics. They've been in the music buisness for what? 2 years? Oh and i wouldn't exactly call the braindead sh/t they sing [badly] music. The only reason Those british boys are famous is because people are fu/king stupid. The xfactor is so easy to get though. They got voted for just because they were pretty. They can' sing, they don't write their own songs, yet they have the cheek to actually perform there. What have they done to deserve such an honour? Nothing. They maybe pretty, but they sure as hell don't have talent. What about Adele? Coldplay? They've been in the music buisness for years and did they even get a chance to perform there? No. They're such amazing people, and they have talent, Unlike skinny jean dirtbag teenage boys. Stop being so bloody pathetic. One Direction leave Britain looking like the stupidest country ever.

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mustachesarecool546
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August 1, 2012 11:24pm UTC

The Cat In The Hat
on aging
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I can not chew
I can not screw
Oh my god, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like ****
My mood is bad-can't you tell?
My body's dropping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
have come at last
The Golden Years
Come and kiss my ***
NMQ

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lexaccxoxo
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August 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC

The Ugly Barnacle
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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AlyssaBreanne*
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 1:12pm UTC

I have to lose the weight before school starts.
I have until September 4th.
That's my first day of school.
Easy right?
I mean all I have to lose is like 30 pounds.
Haha NOT right.
It's going to be hard.
Impossible?
NO.
The only problem?
I. DON'T. KNOW. HOW. TO. DO. IT.
I have no motivation whatsoever except for the fact that I want to be skinny, beautiful.
Please wittians, I NEED to do this.
1 FAV= 5 sit-ups
1 COMMENT= a jog around my block
Yeah, making quotes for favs is against the rules. I know, but I don't know what else to do.
My friends will only tell me that I don't need to lose weight, and some of you might too.
But you don't know how much I actually weigh.
I know it's wrong to ask of you guys, but it's my last choice before I resort to something unhealthy.
And I'm pretty sure you all know what that means.
Please, just help me out.
XOXO
~Aly

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carson5482
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August 4, 2012 3:40pm UTC

&Who remembers
Smokin' Oken?

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AlwaysEmmagirl
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July 31, 2012 1:39pm UTC

me: so..mom.. how old are those two boy cousins that are visiting us??
mom: about your age.
me:..so...does that mean i hav to you know, be like social with them or anything?
mom: well your gonn-
me: *sigh of relief* good. now I can just sit in the corner and eat food.
mom: but-
me:*leaves room*
true story

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AlwaysEmmagirl
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August 1, 2012 11:19pm UTC

&& I've had broken hearts,♥
//-and broken bones-//
|♥but I sware,|
<{the most pain I've ever encountered}>
was from a stupid paper cut.

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xlivelaughlove524x
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August 4, 2012 6:50pm UTC

The greatest distance on Earth is not ↑North↑ or ↓South↓.
It is when I am standing right in front of you
And you don't know that I love you.

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shadysback
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August 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Aye Ryan Lochte
You can practice your breast-stroke with me anytime.

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LandonIsWitty
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August 4, 2012 6:57pm UTC

So now there's walking in the Olympics.?
I guess theres still hope for us wittians.. ;)

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InLoveWithHim1040609
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August 2, 2012 4:00am UTC

You Know You're Mexican If..
#13:
Your Moms Making Chile And She Has The Whole House Coughing

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InLoveWithHim1040609
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August 2, 2012 6:57am UTC

You Know You're Mexican If..
#19:
On Christmas Most Of The Wrapping And Unwrapping Is Done On Tamales

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InLoveWithHim1040609
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August 2, 2012 7:08am UTC

You Know You're Mexican If..
#21:
'The Belt' Has A Special Hanging Spot In The House And Everyone Knows Where It Is
"Tráeme El Cinto Para Pegarle A Tu Hermano!"

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InLoveWithHim1040609
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August 2, 2012 7:26am UTC

You Know You're Mexican If..
#22:
There's More Animal Crackers And Peanuts Instead Of Candy In The Goody Bags At Parties

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InLoveWithHim1040609
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August 2, 2012 7:33am UTC

You Know You're Mexican If..
#24:
When You Have A Party You Invite The Whole Family And They Take Alot Of Food Home
But No One Ever Stays To Help Clean

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InLoveWithHim1040609
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August 2, 2012 4:57pm UTC

You Know You're Mexican If..
#32:
(For Females)
When Your Mom Did Your Hair And Your Face Would Stretch Back From Her Trying To Make Your Pony Tail Really Tight

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InLoveWithHim1040609
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August 2, 2012 5:24pm UTC

You Know You're Mexican If..
#33:
When Someone Breaks La Piñata Only Some Kids Get Candy y Los Demas Se Ponen A Llorar

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