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IHeartNicola · 1 decade ago
I'm, simply unbreakable xD
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DreamScribbler · 1 decade ago
dating does. which sucks cause its illegal for me to date the guy i like whose only 3 years older than me.
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sparkleyunicorns7 · 1 decade ago
iv broken 9 fingers, 5 toes, my wrist twice, my hand, my left foot 3 times, the growth mlatees on both my feet, had a stress fracture in my back, and sprained my neck... iv landed on my head so many times that the bone density there is twice that of normal humans and all my calcium goes to my neck so my fingernails hardly grow... my feet stopped growing in 5th grade from the growth plate injuries, so I'm a size 1, and ill do it all over again because i love gymnastics
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pieluver · 1 decade ago
is it sad that i broke my middle finger
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xbrokenlove · 1 decade ago
broke 10 bones before (not all at the same time!!!) I broke my leg&arm together, but the others one at a time;)
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kaykay1045 · 1 decade ago
OMG! I hate when boys say that! 0_o
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neverloosefaith · 1 decade ago
louis tomlinson broke a pencil in half HAAHAHAHA

lol..if ur a directioner ull understand
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ilikegiraffes · 1 decade ago
Sadly, this just described me.
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Liam_Harry_4ever · 1 decade ago
o have never broken or sprained anything before, which is surprising because i am clumsy haha but this happens to me all the time
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bellaaa · 1 decade ago
cucumber is a swear?
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kelsx219 · 1 decade ago
i don't get it..
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TuckersGirl · 1 decade ago
LMFAO
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Missunperfect · 1 decade ago
Lmaoo x3
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smallzx88 · 1 decade ago
I did. Yeah, biggest mistake ever. I didnt think he looked at it so i posted a quote to vent and ask for advice about him. Yeah, i definatly got a phone call from him less than ten minutes later saying that it was all a lie and we broke up. I miss him </3
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KyliexMcKee · 1 decade ago
this made me lmao.xD
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chillchica4 · 1 decade ago
GENIUS! love this hahahah
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justlovinit123 · 1 decade ago
haha your a goon ;p
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BRUNOMARSISAMAZING · 1 decade ago
...thats actually what i say..:P
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justlovinit123 · 1 decade ago
pshhh thea like thats ever happened to you ;p <3
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countrygirl69 · 1 decade ago
my life -___-
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