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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. XxxLiveYourLifexxX XxxLiveYourLifexxX
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    I ReallyWish ,
    McDonalds Delivered (:

  3. misscrazy33 misscrazy33
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    super bass
    This one's for the boys with the booming system
    Top down, AC with the cooling system
    When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
    Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
    And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
    He pop bottles and he got the right kinda bill
    He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
    He always in the air, but he never fly coach
    He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
    When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
    That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for
    And yes, you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe
    I said exuse me, your a hell of a guy
    I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
    I mean you're so shy and I'm lovin' your tie
    You're like slicker than a guy with the thing on his eye, oh
    Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is
    I am Nicki Minaj I mack them dudes up,
    back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up!
    ♥♥♥

  5. xStoriesToYoux xStoriesToYoux
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when Casey Anthony steps out of her house, and boom. Next day, she's found dead.
    Take that, BlTCH.

  6. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    Pick up lines #4
    Is your dad a baker? because you've got a nice set of buns.
    *notmyformat

  7. sweetmii23 sweetmii23
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    love is handing someone a gun, _________________________________________
    ♥ and having them point it to your heart ; trusting them to
    Never Pull The Trigger.

  8. xx* xx*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    I love rumors
    because,
    I find out stuff I never knew about myself♥
    nmf

  9. britt0308 britt0308
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    You're an idiot if.. #4:
    you actually think Casey Anthony is innocent.

  10. mhrealgurls mhrealgurls
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    -----------♥----------- Boy you got my heartbeat running away beating like a drum and its coming your way♥ -----------♥-----------

  11. lOvE802 lOvE802
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    =)

  12. lOvE802 lOvE802
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    ♥Fav. if you are under the age of 80

  13. lOvE802 lOvE802
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    Fave. if your a girl :)
    Comment if your a boy ;)

  14. lOvE802 lOvE802
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    I got the letter : B
    -Something i like: Baths.
    -Something i don't like: Bridges.
    -Something i love: Boys .
    -Something bad: Bees.
    Click the ♥ & I'll give you a letter :D

  15. slr1995 slr1995
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    && us witty girls use
    the word "him"
    like rappers use
    the word "shawty".

  16. Daddygirl99 Daddygirl99
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    Go out and forget about everything
    you have an excuse, its summer ♥

  17. Daddygirl99 Daddygirl99
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    Want a top quote? Put Wiz Khalifa after it
    like this
    i love pancakes. - wiz khalifa♥
    fav?

:)

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