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Alice2000

1. Alice2000
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   November 10, 2012 3:09pm UTC
   All my life i thought air was free......then i bought a bag of chips
   
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2. Alice2000
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   November 4, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   Leaving something to do in the morning and then waking up and trying to convince yourself it's not important so you can stay in bed
   
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3. Alice2000
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   November 4, 2012 2:20pm UTC
   Does anyone else remember Taylor Lautner from shark boy and lava girl rather than twilight?
   
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4. Alice2000
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   October 19, 2012 4:11pm UTC
   "Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb!” -Spongebob
   
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5. Alice2000
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   October 12, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   You think it will never happen but remember we used to think the world was flat
   
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6. Alice2000
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   September 24, 2012 4:49pm UTC
   Peek-a-boo
   
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7. Alice2000
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   September 22, 2012 4:33pm UTC
   "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
   "No, This is Patrick"
   
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8. Alice2000
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   September 17, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   Where there is desire, There is gonna be a flame
   Where there is a flame, Someone's bound to get burned
   
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9. Alice2000
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   August 28, 2012 3:55pm UTC
   Spongebob: Cheer up Squidward! It could be worse!
   Patrick: Yeah! You could be bald and have a big nose!
   
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10. Alice2000
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    August 22, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Looking at your crush and wishing you were good enough to be with somone like them....
    
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11. Alice2000
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    August 13, 2012 6:13pm UTC
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12. Alice2000
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    August 11, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    Dear shaving commercials, Please stop shaving already hairless legs. If you want impress us please shave a gorilla.
    
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13. Alice2000
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    August 5, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    "Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And babe, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can't give up becuase if you give up, you'll never find your soul mate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.”-Marilyn Monroe
    
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14. Alice2000
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    August 4, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    Don't let the fear of striking out hold you back
    
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15. Alice2000
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    July 29, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    The worst and best things in life come free to us.
    end
    
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16. Alice2000
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    July 27, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    Happy Olympics!
    London 2012!
    
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17. Alice2000
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    July 24, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    I believe that everything happens for a reason, People change so you can learn to let go, things go wrong so you learn to appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no on but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together- Marilyn Monroe.
    
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18. Alice2000
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    July 23, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    Hiya, I just joined and i could really do with some help? please.x
    
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