What a girl's hair means:
Hair color:
Brown hair: You're probably a nice person
Red hair: You should probably be my friend now because I'm gonna be extinct in 100 years
Blonde hair: I'm gonna suck your--I probably have a really caring personality
Non human color hair: I'm gonna suck your--I'm such a creative free spirit
Hair styles:
Straight down: I'm trying to impress you, but not that much
Curled: I'm really trying to impress you. It took me, like, twenty extra minutes and I burned myself twice.
Bun: My hair is really dirty and I'm hoping you can't tell or I'm on my way to practice. Lay ups!
Low ponytail: I'm on my way to the library
Hair is suddenly chopped off and dyed: I just broke up with my boyfriend
Side ponytail: I actually listen to and genuinely enjoy Lil Mama's music
Side braid: I'm really lazy and just can't figure it out.
High ponytail: I'm wearing it like this because my face looks really bad if you can't see my hair from the front
Regular ponytail: I have a not bad looking face
Poof as high as a giraffe: You don't even want to know the last time I washed my hair. Nope, keep going.
Head band: Sometimes when I hook up with people, I can't wait for it to be over
Really high bun: I'm either hammered drunk, fifteen years old and on my way to class, going to bed, or an idiot
Shaved off: I'm just being Miley
Sock bun: I think this looks good, but not even I know for sure
Slicked back: I'm crazy
Bangs: I'm kind of at a weird time in my life right now
Mohawk: Hey! Who brought drugs?
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