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  1. awesomejapneet* awesomejapneet*
    posted a quote
     December 10, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    WARNING
    Warning about amazon
    Be careful what you buy on amazon.
    If you buy stuff on line, check out
    the seller carefully.
    A friend (Mr. xyz ) has just spent
    $200 plus Tax on a p*nis
    enlarger.
    The basta*ds sent him a
    magnifying glass!!!
    The only instructions said, "Do not
    use in sunlight."
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  2. scumbag* scumbag*
    posted a quote
     November 12, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    true love is having a crush on him
    even after he got a haircut.
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  3. awesomejapneet* awesomejapneet*
    posted a quote
     December 7, 2013 3:23am UTC
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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  4. awesomejapneet* awesomejapneet*
    posted a quote
     December 7, 2013 7:13am UTC
    If you love what you do, you will never work another day in your life
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  5. awesomejapneet* awesomejapneet*
    posted a quote
     December 7, 2013 8:42am UTC
    "Respect the heart who find TIME for u in their busy Schedule."But love the heart who NEVER SEE their Schedule when u NEED them...
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  6. 🐢Ahoy_Ariana🐢* 🐢Ahoy_Ariana🐢*
    posted a quote
     December 7, 2013 11:56am UTC
    Suicide doesnt end the chances of things getting worse
    It ends the chances of things ever getting better.
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  7. lessonlearnt lessonlearnt
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    "They didn't release you're better, they just gave up"
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  8. lessonlearnt lessonlearnt
    posted a quote
     October 11, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    "Each time you open a book and read it,
    A tree smiles knowing there's life after death."
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  9. lessonlearnt lessonlearnt
    posted a quote
     October 11, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    I wear my heart on my sleeve...
    & under that, I wear scars.
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  10. lessonlearnt lessonlearnt
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    Everybody loses
    we've all got bruises
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  11. lessonlearnt lessonlearnt
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    The wasted years,
    The wasted youth,
    The pretty lies,
    The ugly truth.
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  12. lessonlearnt lessonlearnt
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    There's a part of me I can't get back, a little girl grew up too fast.
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  13. lessonlearnt lessonlearnt
    posted a quote
     October 12, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    They were roses & I was just a thorn.
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  14. lessonlearnt lessonlearnt
    posted a quote
     October 14, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    You planted roses in my heart, daises in my mind, lillies in my eyes
    & left them all to die.
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  15. lessonlearnt lessonlearnt
    posted a quote
     October 14, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    I
    am
    the
    designer
    of
    my
    own
    catastrophy.
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  16. lessonlearnt lessonlearnt
    posted a quote
     December 7, 2013 11:43am UTC
    And so being young and dipped in folly,
    I fell in love with melancholy.
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