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  1. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 11:59am UTC
    Me: What question are you on?
    Friend: Ten.
    Me: Did you get twenty, yet?

  2. fluorescent adolescent* fluorescent adolescent*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    today in science class:
    me: *intently working on science review*
    me: *arguing to myself aloud about the science review*
    girl: it's dying
    me: what's dying?
    girl: your social life is dying
    me: it was never alive


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  4. sammieherta sammieherta
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    wLOVEoLIKEe
    Teacher: "By all this talking I'm assuming you're done."
    Me: "By all this complaining, I'm assuming you're single."


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  6. defe4ted defe4ted
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    December 19, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Remember when we all wanted
    -----------------------------to grow up so bad when we were l i t t l e? we were crazy.


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