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  1. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Things I need:
    - Food
    - Water
    - Air
    - You More Food

  2. belty* belty*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
    Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms.
    Teacher: Aww
    Class: Aww
    World: Aww
    Me: My fridge.
    Teacher:
    Class:
    World:
    Popular Girl:
    Me: Aww.
    NMF / NMQ

  3. Larii Larii
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    At the mall w/ my cousin,
    *Little girl comes up to my cousin*
    Little girl:Excuse me? May I ask you a question?
    My cousin: Well umm yea of course(:
    Little girl: Is she your gf? *pointing at me*
    My cousin: No um she is just my cousin, is there a reason for your question?
    Little girl: Well its b/c I just saw a couple & the guy bought the girl candy & I've been looking for a handsome guy to be my bf for him to buy me candy. I thouhgt maybe you could be my bf!:D
    My cousin: Awwe where's your mummy?
    Little girl: In that store she told me not to annoy her so I'm standing here looking for my future bf.
    My cousin then left running & came back with 4 different packages of candy & handed them to her.The little girl went running w/ her mom & told her. The mom then tried returning the cnayd but my cousin denied & said anything for my gf. He hugged her gave a kiss in the cheek & told her bye(:
    That little girl was too adorable!And my cousin like always the gentleman:P

  4. ihearttoast ihearttoast
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    So, one vacation, my family (mom, brother, sister, cousin, and extended family) and I went to Florida. We had rented a silver minivan. And one night, we were coming out of a restaurant, and we all got into our minivan, except for my sister. She was far behind (God knows what the heck she was doing). And right next to us, there was an identical minivan. So, as smart as my sister is, she entered the other minivan... with a whole other family in it! Oh, my dear sister, your face was priceless...

  5. wackyflipflop wackyflipflop
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    That Akward Moment
    When you intoduce your friend to someone, and they become closer with them than with you..
    ♥♥♥

  6. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Happy Birthday Spongebob♥
    You've been a part of my childhood for
    as long as I remember.
    26 years old and you still haven't
    gotten your drivers license ;)

  7. hottyxxxboy hottyxxxboy
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 11:49am UTC
    0 faves if im UGLY :(
    5 FAVES IF IM OKAAYYY :l
    10 FAVES IF IM CUTEE! :)
    15 FAVES IF IM HOT
    20 FAVES IF IM SEXY!!! :D please comment and fave xxx thank you

  8. ihearttoast ihearttoast
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Will: I've had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women.
    [Notices Maya looking strangely at him]
    Will: What?
    Maya: What's the boy word for 'sIut'?
    Will: They still haven't come up with one yet. But I'm sure they're working on it.

  9. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  10. KrystalKastles KrystalKastles
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

  11. ShoutingYourName ShoutingYourName
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice
    is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

  12. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  13. noahwood123 noahwood123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC
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    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
    .
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  14. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    DEAR SIDEWALK,
    Please get wider...
    SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
    FEELING EXCLUDED.

  16. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?

  17. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  18. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute

  19. just_another_shattered_one just_another_shattered_one
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful. I'm torn. I don't know what to do. I need help. I'm scared. I can't. I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful. I'm torn. I don't know what to do. I need help. I'm scared. I can't.I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful. I'm torn. I don't know what to do. I need help. I'm scared. I can't.I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful. I'm torn. I don't know what to do. I need help. I'm scared. I can't.I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful. I'm torn. I don't know what to do. I need help. I'm scared. I can't.I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful. I'm torn. I don't know what to do. I need help. I'm scared. I can't.I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful.I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful. I'm torn. I don't know what to do. I need help. I'm scared. I can't.I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful. I'm torn. I don't know what to do. I need help. I'm scared. I can't.I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful. I'm torn. I don't know what to do. I need help. I'm scared. I can't.I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful. I'm torn. I don't know what to do. I need help. I'm scared. I can't.I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful. I'm torn. I don't know what to do. I need help. I'm scared. I can't.I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying. Why me? I'm empty. I can't do this. I'm alone. I hate life. Nobody understands. I'm dying. I give up. I can't. I'm sad. I'm awful. I'm torn. I don't know what to do. I need help. I'm scared. I can't.I'm hurt. I'm broken. Can't you see? I'm worthless. I'm stupid. I'm ugly. I want to die. I'm hurting. I'm crying.
    I'm fine
    CookieDoughFormats

  20. dukey95 dukey95
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    You Got It Dude!
    [♥] If you know what this is from

:)

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