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  1. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 7:27pm UTC
    People be like: I don't have a valentine this year
    Me: I've never had a valentine, a boyfriend, been kissed, slow danced with anyone, had someone tell me they love me, or been on a date...
    I think I WIN!

  2. skf97 skf97
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when he's such an a** that breaking up with him caused me no pain because I know
    I deserve way better.

  3. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 1:51am UTC
    Hey Everyone!
    So its official. I'm an adult.
    I know mind blown. As of today i am 18.
    The only bad part....
    IF SOMEONE SCREWS WITH MY SISTER OR ANYONE ELSE I CARE ABOUT I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF THEM.

  4. Rory_is_strange Rory_is_strange
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    Love how you can look kinda off in a pic
    or at least not your best and your best friends are always like
    'Awww your sooooo cute (:'
    I'm secretly like 'yep, that one's a keeper.' ;D

  5. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    I lost a pair of my jeans....Maybe those are the sceret life of the traveling pants.

  6. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    Yesterday
    me:*Sitting On A Hill,Drawing With A Stick
    Mate:Why You Looking Like That Who You Missing?*Comes And Sits Next To Me*
    me:What?Nobody
    Him:Your Missing Him Arent You*Wraps His Arms Around Me*
    me:*Breaks down*Knowing he's knows to much.

  7. Stephanie133 Stephanie133
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 6:54am UTC
    Here are 3 ways to flirt based on your personality:
    1.If you're shy,smile and say hi.
    2.If you're witty,make him laugh his head off.
    3.If you're daring,go for it and ask him out!

  8. Stephanie133 Stephanie133
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 6:41am UTC
    Don't let life bring you down.
    Stand tall for eternity.
    Smile with glee.
    And life will leave you alone.

  9. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 6:27am UTC
    Her: am I anything to you?
    Him: no
    Her: -walks away-
    Him: -grabs her arm- you're not anything to me,you're everything to me.

  10. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 6:24am UTC
    You're my everything
    I'm your nothing!

  11. RawrKatYeah RawrKatYeah
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 11:18am UTC
    There is this girl in my school
    Who is 13 years old. She has blue eyes and brown hair, her
    name is Melissa, she is really a beautiful girl. Everyday
    at school she was bullied, she was called ugly, fat, idiot
    and more nasty insults. Melissa sat alone at lunches, she
    was quiet and I always heard her crying at bathrooms.
    Months passed and I knew it, I knew I had to do something,
    I couldn't leave it like this. So what did I do? Stand up for her.
    I went to the bullies and telled them to stop, I was really
    serious with them, and because I was bigger (I am
    sixteen) they where scared of me. This
    is exactly what I said to them, the bullies:
    "Hey, can't you imagine a day without eating? Or a few
    hours cutting yourself. Or maybe a second when someone
    insults you. Or it can even be a minute when you know
    someone is mad at you for no reason. And it could also
    be a week when people bully you. Oh! lets talk about
    Melissa, she didn't live bullying or insults just one
    day or a little week, she live its her F*CKING whole
    life, even if you call her something silly it feels like
    it could last an eternity the insults, suicide its not
    funny right? So either is bullying. Stop the f*cking bullying
    now, I promise I will make you stop in any way."
    Yeah! that's what I said. And guess what?
    The bullying was ended, Melissa was happy finally,
    she made a lot of friends and could trust people.
    Now its your turn. Turn for what? For standing for
    someone, just choose anybody to stand for.
    This is a true story.
    WittyxxGirlxx format.

  12. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?

  13. Chelsea_Loves_You Chelsea_Loves_You
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 12:57am UTC

    They took away his pen and paper.
    They took away his speech.
    So it's not really his fault,
    that his skin became his diary.

  14. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    The point is we can't help who we fall in love with.

:)

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