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unitopia25
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June 9, 2012 3:36pm UTC
I hate it when parents say their baby's age in months after they are a year old.

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freshasanapple
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February 8, 2012 9:14pm UTC
When I was little & I was in the car at night, I thought the moon was following me.♥Anyone else? ♥

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jtcozzy
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December 26, 2011 8:09pm UTC
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livsbestfriendryan
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December 26, 2011 9:09pm UTC
fave ♥ if ;
you remember Timmy Turners best friends
Chester&AJ

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AnchorChasing
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December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
R.I.P
to the family of 7 who died because a man decided
to dress up as Santa clause , ring there doorbell and
shoot them on Christmas day in Texas. Fave if you care.

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theunicorn
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December 26, 2011 6:06pm UTC
Yesterday
one of my neighbors threw out her uggs [[ that she got for Christmas ]]
because they weren't [[ black ]]
~~spoiled.. -_____- ~~
-Am i the only one confused about this?

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livsbestfriendryan
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December 26, 2011 7:21pm UTC
*no one is home*
time to cook with no pants on

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livsbestfriendryan
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December 26, 2011 7:25pm UTC
the worst thing you can be told after the dentist ;
"you can't eat for 30 minutes"

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soccerloverx03x
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December 26, 2011 8:15pm UTC
When I like someone:
5% talk to them
95% stare.
nmf

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DamnnTaylerx
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December 26, 2011 8:04pm UTC
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tylerr
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December 26, 2011 7:54pm UTC
when you see someone flirting with the person you like,
and they flirt back and you're just sitting there like,
"oh..cool."

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DamnnTaylerx
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December 26, 2011 5:29pm UTC
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taytayx311
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December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
You text him ,he doesn't te xt
back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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teenqueen143
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December 26, 2011 3:26pm UTC
That One Couple In School
that everyone thinks
is going to get married one day. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
This quote does not exist.

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Todaywillbedifferent98
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November 12, 2011 10:29am UTC
we've all tried to splash water on our faces
like in the acne commercials.
nmf.

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ForeverxYours
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November 12, 2011 2:47pm UTC
A Snail That Meows
a squirrel in an astronaut suit
a crab with a whale as a daughter
The creators of spongebob were clearly high.

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 12, 2011 12:39pm UTC
I MISS BEING A LITTLE KID.
You fall asleep on the sofa &
magically transfer to your bed.

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yamigoochi
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November 12, 2011 10:59am UTC
School Faces =
Monday: :(
Tuesday: :/
Wednesday: :|
Thursday: :)
Friday: :D
Saturday: ^.^
Sunday: -_-

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 12, 2011 1:41pm UTC
Ways to make me happy:
buy me food

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