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Zimmie456
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 8:36am UTC

I Just Wondered Something. . .
What if everyone is in a coma?
And our life is
Just a Dream.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Mom: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: yes.
Mom: oh my goodness i want to meet him!
Me: buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.

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Zimmie456
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 4:49pm UTC

First Micheal Jackson Dies. . .Now Neil Armstrong. . .
We Just Lost All Of Our Moon Walkers♥
R.I.P♥

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Zimmie456
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 4:54pm UTC

"1, 2, Freddy's coming for you,
3, 4, lock your door,
5, 6, grab your crucifix,
7, 8, better stay up late,
9, 10, never sleep again"
My Version
"10,9, Your going to be fine,
8, 7, Your probably going to Heaven,
6, 5, Try to stay alive,
4, 3, He's going to haunt your dreams,
2, 1, I would run. . .

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 1:11pm UTC

*Real Conversation*
Me: You know what's awkward? Running into your ex-boyfriend.
Dad: Yeah, but you know what's pleasant? Running OVERyour ex-boyfriend.
My dad's my hero.

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jassayloux
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 2:29pm UTC

Me: Ask me if I'm a tree.
Friend: No.
Me: Ask me if I'm a tree
Friend: NO
Me: Ask me if I'm a tree.
Friend: FINE, ARE YOU A F//CKING TREE?!
Me: Lol, no.
©jassayloux

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smluvsart
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 4:01pm UTC

Hello. Welcome To "School"
What you will need:
• About 50,000 pen and pencils, because they'll probably get stolen or lost the first month.
• About 20 notebooks, for doodling when the teacher bores you and for all those people that never remember paper.
•A $150 calculator that you will probably only use once
• A giant backpack to hold the 50 pounds of books we give you.
Steps to getting through day of said school:
1. Wake up at 6 a.m.
2. Allow about 10 minutes of getting ready before you run out the door to catch the bus.
*note: when on said bus, watch for flying pens, pencils, paper, erasers, and other unidentified flying objects*
3. Get into school.
*note: while walking to locker, watch out for running people, and flying objects*
4. Get to class
*note: watch for random groups of people standing in the middle of the hallway. They create traffic. DO NOT BE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE. You will be hated and possibly pushed out of the way*
5. Get through all classes.
6. Get back on bus.
*note: see note for step two *
7. Do all 500 pages of homework that are due the next day.
*note: this could take well into the night. You may want to break out the coffee or energy drink*
8. Repeat for about nine months until summer comes.
Additional Notes:
• 8 hours of school just isn't enough. We find it necessary to give you another 3 hours of homework. Apparently, we think you have no social lives.
•We give you books that weigh about 50 pounds. You have to carry them everywhere, even though we almost never use them.
•You will have to basically teach yourselves everything, because your teachers think it "makes you a better student". They do almost nothing the whole class period except bore you.
• Beware of the people in gym class. soe believe they are in the Olympics and may run you over if you get in their way.
•Learn how to get out of the way fast. You will need this skill when walking through the hallway.
•We don't teach you good skills, like what to do if your car breaks down or how to balance a checkbook. But we do find it necessary to teach you the Pythagorean Theorem, which you will most likely never use in your life.
Thank you,
and welcome to school.

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_ItsMeShelbyPeople
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:56am UTC

Isn’t it amazing how a person, who was once just a stranger,
suddenly means the world to you ?

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music_is_forever1
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 8:53am UTC

Dear brother, I do not appreciate
coming to my computer and finding Slenderman as my new background.
Sincerely, I almost had a heart attack.
Format: twilightgirl995

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 10:29pm UTC

Liam: "Should I turn off my iPod?"
Harry: "Yes, it's getting on my nerves!
*Liam turns of iPod*
Harry: "Styles gets his way."

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伤*
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 2:30pm UTC

"If you want niall's attention
seduce
him with food"
- Louis Tomlinson ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 9:24am UTC

"Our main goal is just to be ourselves really,,
And see just what happens."
-Niall Horan

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 5:44pm UTC

10 year old: I'm gonna go clubbing!
Me: Okay, but dont swear when you go
10 year old: Why?
Me: Club Penguin will ban you for 24 hours if
you do.
nmq, just found it funny (:

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Boy: I've had the time of my life.
Girl: *Blushes*
Boy: And I've never felt this way before.
Girl: Me either
Boy: And I swear...this is true.
Girl: So do I
Boy: And I ow it all to you...
Girl: Aw :)
Boy: Dirty bit * Starts break dancing in the
middle of the street *

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 11:32am UTC

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said "we're up in no good"
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "you're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 4:14am UTC

SpongeBob: C'mon Squidward, it'll be fun!
While the elements rage outside, we'll
snuggle in here and pass the time by playin'
board games, and playin' tic-tac-toe, and
drinkin' hot cocoa, and playin' tic-tac-toe,
and doing jigsaw puzzles, and watchin' TV,
and playin' board games, and drinkin' hot
cocoa, and doin' jigsaw puzzles, and playin'
board games, and drinkin' hot teaaaaa-
Patrick: I THOUGHT IT WAS COCOA!!!!
Spongebob: Oh, yeah, Hot cocoooooooa, we'll
be drinking.
Patrick: That's better.

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Zimmie456
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 8:02am UTC

The Name Game
1. Real Name: Emily
2. Detective Name (favorite color & favorite animal): GreenLion
3. Gangster Name (first 3 letters of your first name & add izzle): Emiizzle
4. Soap Opera Name (street you live on & middle name): Bromeila Mary
5. Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your middle name): Emima
6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): Blue Gatorade
7. Your Witness Protection Name (your mother's middle name): Dawn
8.Your Goth Name (black & the name of one of your pets you have or had): Blackdixie

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Kizzie29
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Shortest nightmare ever:
Kidz Bop singing Call Me Maybe wearing crocs....with socks.

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BrielleLuvsPickles
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Louis: Did you know i have a girlfriend named Eleanor?
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: Yes, I've been told
Louis: I cooked for her once
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: That's nice. Now listen, we-
Louis: It was ham. What I cooked. For my girlfriend. Eleanor.
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: That's ... sweet. Moving on-
Louis: We saw a film. Me and Eleanor. Man on A Ledge. Great film. At least that's what Eleanor thought. My girlfriend. Eleanor.
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: -getting angry- That is wonderful. How about the b-
Louis: Harry set us up, you know
Louis: Me and Eleanor
Louis: My girlfriend
Louis: Eleanor
Louis:
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer:
Louis:
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: M-
Louis: Eleanor
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: B-
Louis: Eleanor
Seventeen Magazine Interviewer: H-
Louis: El-ea-nor
Louis:El
Louis: Ea
Louis: Nor
Louis:
Louis:
Louis:
Louis: My Girlfriend

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lovelifeforever7
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:49pm UTC

MONSTERS, INC.
WE SCARE, BECAUSE WE CARE

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