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Nicole_Noel4
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December 5, 2011 6:37pm UTC

6.9
A little fun ruined by a period.
[ fave if you get it ]

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 3:28pm UTC

there's a fine, fine line between love
and a painful waste of time.

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teenqueen143
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November 7, 2011 4:57pm UTC

So they burried Osama at sea?<;
Can't wait to see the new spongebob episodes...
/div>

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 7, 2011 5:34pm UTC

You can go anywhere on Google earth
And the first place you go to?
your house...

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 7, 2011 6:09pm UTC

DEAR KINDERGARTNERS,
If you don't like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely,
HIGH SCHOOLERS

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xoMissTaylaxo
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November 7, 2011 1:22am UTC

What's the difference between promises & memories?
We break promises, where as memories
break us.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 12:58am UTC

things are going very badly when:
you have names for the voices in your head.

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 7:44am UTC

Dear Boys,
Your dick is not like pinocchio's nose.
It wont get longer everytime you lie bout its size.
Sincerly reality.

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BlackButterflies
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November 7, 2011 1:07am UTC

DEFINITIONS
ironic (adjective) : getting run over by an ambulance.
♥♥♥♥♥
not my format

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BlackButterflies
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November 7, 2011 1:02am UTC

things are going very badly when:
lady gaga thinks you dress weirdly.

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ThatsSoMeee
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November 7, 2011 3:42pm UTC

ThatsSoMeee
EVERY MORNING
Me:I really can't stay.
Bed:But baby, it's cold outside.

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captivated
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October 13, 2011 4:59am UTC

hermione
allcredittocaptivated
Unless your name is Google
stop acting like you know everything.

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xXMegenRawrXx
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September 23, 2011 4:43pm UTC

Calories:
(noun)
Tiny creatures that live in your closet
that sew your cloths a little bit tighter
every night.
nmf

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Austin21
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September 23, 2011 4:23pm UTC

I'm as bored as a
prostitute
on her period.

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amberleeprettty
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September 6, 2011 1:22pm UTC

What's on the blackboard
6x-32x-5(6)+45678909765v-55^3+67(34)=3
What the teacher see's 2+2=4
What the students see
dgfhjbsddkjhdue;apcoems
iau382612043-mvnudnsuhucew
What the students remember
What's on the test
812632467527627626492+82643
77^4(787576)-2677642x+2y-37^2 7273645363-72347544x(34231)^7
+63456789987654345(5678)^472 2345678987654+3245-632762^4

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haappykaayytee8
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September 6, 2011 12:29am UTC

click to see this quote

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 12:00pm UTC

☀
nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
dododoododdo
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww

If you didn't see it with your own eyes
or hear it with your own ears
then don't invent it with your small mind
and share it with your big mouth.
-megan fox

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Charchar418
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August 27, 2011 4:47pm UTC

YOU SHOULD,
introduce
your upper lip
to your bottom lip
and shut the f*ck up.

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jssx623
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 6:08pm UTC

don't keep her
WAITING
just because you know
SHE WILL.

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