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Status: Killer in me is a killer in you, my love

Member Since: 16 Apr 2012 02:16pm

Last Seen: 13 Sep 2016 02:01pm

Location: Bama Baby

Gender: F

user id: 292799

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  1. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    Girl: I hate you.
    Me: Yeah, that doesn't make me very fond of you either.

  2. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Middle School:
    Bf: *passes note*
    Note: Im breaking up with you. It's not you, it's me. Please don't hit me.
    Highschool:
    Bf: *texts me*
    I'm sorry, but were through. It wasn't working out. Your kind and sweet and beautiful, just not the girl for me. I know we had some good times, but it just doesn't feel like we are meant to be. I'm sorry.
    p.s. Please don't hit me.
    >_< I don't understand. Do I look like some trained assasin?

  3. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    I'm sorry, but I stand by my belief that photography is NOT standing in your room taking pictures of yourself with camwow, and posting them on instagram under the hashtag, "selfie"

  4. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Friend: What's the definition of procrastinate?
    Me: Give me a couple days to think.

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    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    In all honesty I have about two accounts for everything:
    One to have friends
    One to be me.

  6. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    That's it I'm going to bed.
    (with my iphone, xbox, t.v. and whatever else I can occupy my mind with)

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    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 8:10pm UTC
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  8. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    Funny Quote #1000000000000000000000000000000002

  9. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Guys, I was feeling daring today and decided to mix up my Summer schedule:
    Instead of Food then Witty,
    Its now Witty then Food
    I feel like a new person.

  10. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    I asked my Italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

  11. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    I plan on calling everyone doll, you know, "Hi doll, bye doll, thanks doll," so they don't know whether im calling them those cute porceclain ones or the creepy ugly Chucky ones, and I can just sit there smirking on the inside.

  12. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    Yesterday
    Crush: So tell me pretty lady, who occupies the other side of you bed at night?
    Me: Oh, well to my left is Henry, he's a real cuddler. To the right is Maxwell, he loves to give me kisses night and day. I love them so much they are the cutest guys in the world.
    Crush: um yeah, gotta go bye. *leaves*
    Me: I guess he doesnt like cats

  13. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    Mother: I am so proud you are my daughter. You are so kind, smart, and beautiful on the inside and out.
    Daughter: So I can go to the party tonight?
    Mother: No, go clean your room.

  14. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    Them: You're so fat
    Me: lesh mesh finig myg cushdcak
    Them: What?
    Me: Hold on, let me finnish my cupcake

  15. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    Witty Profiles;
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    where youre praised for being a smartàss

  16. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    YOLO
    and all of the Hindus secretly laugh,
    whispering,
    "That's what you think"

  17. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 11:24am UTC
    The two greatest days of our lives:
    The day we were born, and the day we figure out why

  18. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    I wonder....,
    if you put together all of the commercials from the new movie Brave, it would give you half the movie 0_o I mean seriously, their are a bunch.

  19. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 10:53am UTC
    Just because...
    I wear black, it doesn't mean I'm goth.
    I have cuts on my body, it doesn't mean I'm emo.
    I don't talk alot, it doesn't mean I'm shy.
    I cry, it doesn't mean I'm weak.
    I defend myself, it doesn't mean I'm mean.
    I don't have a face like yours, it doesn't mean I'm ugly.
    It means,
    I'm human.
    -99years

  20. concepts* concepts*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 10:41am UTC
    I'm in a relationship with my boyfriend.
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    nmf

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