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  1. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    Di Caprio never died in Titanic
    The end scene of Titanic is of him going underwater. The beginning scene of Inception is him waking up on a beach.
    Its like a movie within a movie

  2. ashley_mariee_x3 ashley_mariee_x3
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    you got me high..
    off your smoken eyes<3

  3. Untamed_darkness Untamed_darkness
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    FOLLOW YOUR HEART
    but take your brain with you ♥

  4. LexyLou97 LexyLou97
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    Wanna hear a joke?
    Your girlfriend.

  5. xosoccerbeast16 xosoccerbeast16
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    /////////////////////////
    You're just like Monday... no one likes you.

  6. shewillbeloved_x shewillbeloved_x
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    It may seem like the hardest thing to do,
    But you have to forget about the guy
    Who forgot about you.♥
    - The notebook,

  7. Cybearxox Cybearxox
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    Is your face from Mcdonald's.?
    Cause' i'm lovin' it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 10:18am UTC
    S[he s] [not] br[ok]en
    Now that's something you don't see everyday

  10. Enchanted777 Enchanted777
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 11:42am UTC
    I ' l l s t ar t a t z ero & c oun t b y t w o' s .
    When I get to 5, I'll stop loving you.

  11. Belieberz Belieberz
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 11:25am UTC
    M y m o t h e r a l w a y s t o l d m e i f y o u c a n ' t s a y
    a n y t h i n g n i c e , d o n ' t
    s a y a n y t h i n g a t a l l . . .
    A n d s o m e p e o p l e
    w o n d e r w h y I ' m s o
    q u i e t a r o u n d t h e m . . .


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  13. saraah14 saraah14
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    reasons i want to
    be a seahorse:
    the males get pregnant
    they hold tails with their mate when they find them
    they stay with that mate for the rest of their lives
    when their mate dies, they die too
    the male gets pregnant
    the guy gets pregnant
    the dude gets pregnant
    someone other than the female endures pain
    the guy gets pregnant
    the male becomes impregnated

  14. RansomMyHeart RansomMyHeart
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    you wanna play the game?
    it's like this:
    you play around, have fun,
    you share secrets, you tell stories,
    you cry on each other's shoulders,
    you hold hands, you think about forever.
    but you don’t fall in love.
    because the first one who does,loses

  15. sistahdear sistahdear
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder,
    what would happen if everyone in the world
    jumped at the same time.

  16. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #176
    Justin failed 8th grade math.

  17. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    So I think I finally figured out
    what guys do at sleepovers.
    :Truth or dare?
    :Dare.
    :I dare you to tell her you love her.
    :But I don't?
    :So?
    :Okay, I'll do it.

  18. TheUnwantedOne TheUnwantedOne
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    Silly Boy;
    take a damn hint
    ... she LIKES you
    ♥♥♥

  19. x0oja1m33 x0oja1m33
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    i used to be love drunk
    '----> but now im hung over ,
    i loved you forever
    forever is over

  20. sickandsexyfied sickandsexyfied
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    oh another rumor?
    well,atleast your spreading something else besides your legs.

:)

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