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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    before you enter a room
    t a k e a b r e a t h
    a n d d e c i d e w h a t k i n d o f e n e r g y
    y o u w a n t t o b r i n g i n t o i t .
    format jimmy365

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:44am UTC
    say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
    alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    let's play the yes or no game
    RULES: YOU CAN ONLY SAY YES ONCE AND NO ONCE.
    ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL? ______
    ARE YOU LYING? ______

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 12:23am UTC
    do you ever see
    someone really attractive
    a n d j u s t t h i n k , " H o w "

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    "hey remember when you liked -"
    SHUT UP
    SHUT UP
    SHUT UP


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    is it time to do math homework?
    a) no
    b) a
    c) b
    d) all of the above

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    at a party: can i have your wi-fi code?

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    A life without pasta
    i s a l i f e i w o u l d n ' t w a n t t o l i v e .

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    What counts nowadays...
    Personality
    Looks
    nmq/nmf

  11. sheyannadawn72* sheyannadawn72*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    In my dreams, you're mine forever. In reality, you're hers forever.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Pick her up
    and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
    She'll scream and fight you,
    but secretly, she'll love it.
    Hold her hand while you talk.
    Hold her hand when you drive.
    Just hold her hand.
    Tell her she looks pretty.
    Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
    Protect her.
    Tell her stupid jokes.
    Tickle her, even when she says stop.
    When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
    Let her fall asleep in your arms.
    Get her mad, then kiss her.
    Tease her and let her tease you back.
    Kiss her on the cheek.
    Kiss her on the forehead.
    Just kiss her.
    Let her wear your clothes.
    Go slow.
    Don't push anything.
    When you fall in love with her, tell her.

  13. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Strangers → Friends → Close Friends → Crush → Relationship →
    Heartbroken → Barely Friends → Strangers.

  14. rayray1231004 rayray1231004
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    It's really sad when,
    not even your "best friend" cares..

  15. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:14am UTC
    That sick feeling,
    in your stomach,
    when you're told
    something,
    → you didn't want to hear.
    Format by Yayrey

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    do you ever regret saying something 0.2 seconds after saying it

  17. * * * * * * * *
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Wanna know a secret?
    Sure(:
    When I first saw you when we were in 2nd grade, I thought you were the prettiest girl in the world. And I still do.
    K.
    How about you shove that K up your a/ss

  18. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    The first man to walk on the moon Leaves this earth again RIP Neil Armstrong. May God Rest your soul ♥

  19. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    And in the end, everyone
    | t u r n s | o u t | t o | b e | t h e | p e r s o n | t h e y | s w o r e | t h e y ' d | n e v e r | [♥] [♥] [♥]
    BECOME

  20. sheyannadawn72* sheyannadawn72*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:18am UTC
    I mean,
    I like you,
    but it's whatever.
    'cause I know you're never gonna like me back.

:)

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