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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. xballerrrx12x xballerrrx12x
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    We can learn a lot from crayons;;
    They are all different;;
    some are ugly
    some are pretty
    some have weird names
    but...
    They all learned how to live in the same box.
    lovee itt[:
    comment/rate highhh!

  3. dramaqueen61896 dramaqueen61896
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 4:51pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.
    **comment to add more if you like!**

  4. Lilhcogurl22 Lilhcogurl22
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2009 2:40am UTC
    One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach
    with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.For each scene, he
    noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonged to him and the other to
    the Lord.When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at
    the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life
    there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very
    lowest && saddest times in his life.This really bothered him and he questioned
    the Lord about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you you'd walk
    with me all the way, but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times
    in my life, there is only one set of footprints.I don't understand why when I
    needed you most you would leave me."The Lord replied, "My precious, precious
    child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and
    s u f f e r i n g w h e n y o u s e e o n l y o n e s e t o f f o o t p r i n t s ,
    it was then that I carried you.
    remember that the lord is always with youu.
    happy easter:)
    credit only for edit.

  5. trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 6:44pm UTC
    If God Answers Your Prayer,
    He is increasing your faith.
    If He Delays, He is increasing you patience.
    If He Doesn’t Answer,
    He has Something better for you.

  6. oOsmiley1Oo oOsmiley1Oo
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 2:57pm UTC
    look at the keyboard...
    you see how U and I are together?? [(thats how its supposed to be)]
    and i dont care if J and K are under that. because look down one
    more row and you will see N and M.
    Y
    thats how i feel... sometimes we should be together, but then i
    think just kidding, its never going to work. ............ the next
    day....i say to myself nevermind; i will always love you.
    sorry if it doesnt make sense =/

  7. JoeJonas_IsMine JoeJonas_IsMine
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 6:11pm UTC
    my gift from God
    *is you♥♥
    *mine
    hope likie

  8. XoSexxayquotes01 XoSexxayquotes01
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2009 10:54pm UTC
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  9. hydrasport2728 hydrasport2728
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2009 8:36pm UTC
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  10. perfectly_imperfect perfectly_imperfect
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    I'm not like most girls ;;
    my wedding isn't planned yet,
    my family comes first,
    all sports come before shopping,
    my closet consists of only comfortable clothing,
    i don't like spreading gossip or hurting people,
    and my locker isn't decorated.
    but you know what? i like the way i am.
    and i wouldn't change it for the world.

  11. thatslifee7 thatslifee7
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2009 7:58pm UTC
    I don't want a Prince Charming
    I want someone who teases me
    just to make me laugh;
    I don't want a football player,
    I want a complete dork
    who is unique;
    I don't want some player
    who gets every girl,
    I want a boy who gets
    shy around a girl he likes;
    I don't want a boy who is
    worried about his reputation,
    I want someone who can sing
    like a complete idiot down the
    hallway just for fun;
    I want someone who loves themself
    and loves me
    <3

  12. perfectly_imperfect perfectly_imperfect
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 3:57pm UTC
    It’s okay Waldo,
    I’m trying to find myself too.

  13. LACHICK66 LACHICK66
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    girl : smiles at boy
    boy : what are you looking at?
    girl : it is crazy you look just like my fifth boyfriend
    boy : how many have you had?
    girl : four
    credit to whoever*

  14. the_names_caro the_names_caro
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2009 7:25pm UTC
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  15. OHxEMxGEEZ OHxEMxGEEZ
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2009 9:38pm UTC
    when. a. girl. is. quiet
    a million things are going through her mind

  16. rnsoccerbug rnsoccerbug
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2009 9:57pm UTC
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  17. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:57pm UTC
    i wish! :DDDD

  18. saaarxxx saaarxxx
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2009 9:15pm UTC
    AmanDa MicHeLLe a r a

  19. trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts trashyblondesxbrattybrunetts
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2009 10:31pm UTC
    She said she wanted to get high, He took her to the tallest
    hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night
    and drink, He gave her a twelve-pack of caffeinated Pepsi
    and said, “Drink up.” She said that she wanted to shoot
    herself in the face, He gave her a water gun, put her
    finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face and helped her pull
    the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself, He took
    a Polaroid picture of her, handed it to her along with
    scissors, and had her cut it up. She said she wanted to
    cry herself to sleep, He had her watch a sad, romantic
    movie before bed. She said that she wanted to be alone,
    He gave her a name tag that said, “My name is: Alone.” She
    said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of
    her always, He asked when he wasn’t.

  20. Jesses65Girlxoxo Jesses65Girlxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    What If I fell to the Floor?
    Couldn't take all this anymore.
    What Would you do?

:)

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