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  1. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    It's lightning
    & There is a clown walking down my street.
    Let's just say, I'm practically in tears.

  2. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Me without you is like.
    A pothead whose not high
    a plane that doesn't fly.
    A suicidal thought that doesn't die.
    A fat man with no boobs
    Ahooker with no luck,
    Ahoe that doesn't suck,
    Asl/t that doesn't f/ck,
    Ashoe with no laces,
    A nerd without braces,
    Asentencewithoutspaces,
    A gay guy without style,
    A sh/t without a pile,
    A phone without a dial,
    A desk without a seat,
    A socks without feet,
    A heart missing its beat

  3. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    I'm mad for always being nice.
    FOR APOLOGIZING WHEN I DON'T DO ANYTHING WRONG,
    for getting attached
    and making you a huge part of my life.

  4. AprilArmadillo AprilArmadillo
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    The truth is,
    Everyone is going to hurt you.
    y o u j u s t g o t t o f i n d t h e o n e s
    worth suffering for♥

  5. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Ever y hottie wi th a body
    Needs a cutie with a booty

  6. NadeenKnows NadeenKnows happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    You know you had
    fun when you can't tell your parents
    what you did.
    nmq
    Format:twilightgirl995

  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Reasons why I tell my mom yes
    Because I actually care
    To get her to shut up

  8. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:15am UTC
    here's to the girls;
    who just want a boy to cuddle with.
    (fav for a series)

  9. __OneDirectionerForever__ __OneDirectionerForever__
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:15am UTC
    True Yolo.
    French Boy: Bonjour belle, je t'aime
    British Boy: You look gorgeous today love.
    Australlian Boy: I was going to go surfing with my mates but then i laid my eyes on you.
    Italian Boy: Ciao Belle, te amo.
    Latin Guys: Hola bonita que aqui hay una rosa.
    American Boy: Yo shawty you look smokin' today, get on yo knees and suck it.

  10. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:46am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    I can't wait until you are here,
    In my arms,
    Kissing my forehead,
    Just listening to your voice,
    Saying I love you,
    And falling asleep next to you,
    With my head on your chest.
    I just can't wait... ♥

  14. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Format By chocolate_monsterx3
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    That depressing moment
    when you see a hot guy in public, and you realize...
    you will never see him again.
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    i think its mine, but I might just be remembering it from somewhere

  15. lovelifelivestupidlylaugh lovelifelivestupidlylaugh
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    All these girls are like, "I'd rather be called
    Beautiful than Hot"
    But,
    I'd rather just be noticed for something other than
    a 'nerd'.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  16. Abby. * Abby. *
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    the average person tells four
    lies a day or 1,460 a year;
    A total of 87,600 by the age of 60.
    & the most common lie is :
    I'm Fine.

  17. MndJ MndJ
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    umbl
    Me: I talk to myself.
    Me: Same.

  18. ThatonegirlJazzx3 ThatonegirlJazzx3
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    ❒ Taken
    ❒ Single
    ✔ So sexy that they're all
    scared to go out with me. ?
    yep, that's the only logical explanation.

  19. horsygirl13 horsygirl13
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Funny, how some girls go from Duck Duck Goose to F*ck F*ck Loose.

  20. JMquotes JMquotes
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles
    quote #2
    "You keep hoein' you hoe"

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