subtlysam posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:16pm UTC
Me at Target Old Lady: Oh please young sir, will you grab me that juice? Me: Oh yeah sure! Oh I see you are getting Naked. Old Lady: Yes it's my favorite. Me: I like to get naked in Target too. Old Lady: It's the best. Me: Maybe we can get naked together some time! Old Lady: -slowly backs away- Me: I gotta make this a quote.nmf
Me meeting Harry one day me: *hands him a piece of paper* Harry: Let me guess, this is your Twitter and phone number me: Haha, no what kind of fan do you think I am? Harry: Then what is it? me: My address Harry: Me: Harry: Me: The front door will be unlocked. Harry: me: I will be waiting Harold
alpharedw13 posted a quote
August 2, 2012 4:13pm UTC
*My thoughts during summer vacation* May: Whoo! School's out, I don't have to wake up early anymore and I won't be on a tight schedule! June: Well... I'm bored. WHERE ARE THE CHIPS?! July: When does school start again? My friends never talk to me :( *munches on cookies* August:: NOOO school can't start next week! Where did the summer go?
When It Rain During Weekends: Oh it's raining? That's nice. When It Rains During School: Look! It's raining! Wow rain... It's so pretty! I Can't believe it's raining! Everybody, look outside! It's Raining!
*Home alone* *Mom texts me* Mom: Make sure I licked the front door Me: ... Mom: licked* Me: um.. Mom: Licked* Mom: Licked* Mom: WHAT THE HECK! I MENT LICKED! Me: lol Mom: SCREW THIS Me: locked* Mom: Yes. -.-
“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini -tumblr
wittyfreak136 posted a quote
July 25, 2012 1:25pm UTC
*Going to see Batman* Pop? Check. Popcorn? Check. Bulletproof vest? Check. rip and prayers to all the victims who were in the Colarodo shooting at the Batman Premiere. ♥