Best Yup Quotes Ever

BravoSierra
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August 13, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Every girl has had a pregnancy scare.
Even if you're a virgin, you think you're pregnant.

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Chris*
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October 9, 2013 5:17pm UTC

I was driving my brother home from Cross Country today and as we were stopped at a red light, I noticed a huge dog in the car right next to us licking its owner's face. The guy was maybe 23. So I told my brother "I want to tell that guy he has a cute dog" and my brother said "Who does that? Who yells into random people's cars?" And if he hadn't said anything, I probably wouldn't have done it, but because he questioned me, I yelled, "Hey!" and the guy looked over and I said "Your dog's wicked cute!" and he got a huge grin across his face and yelled back, "Yeah? You're wicked cute too!" So as we were driving away, my brother was like, "You're the weirdest person I've ever met." I just said, "Hey, at least someone thinks I'm cute."

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 31, 2013 9:02pm UTC

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
-i sh//it you not
-you feel me
-no but get this
-i’m just sayin
-let me explain you a thing
-and yeah

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Feyoncé
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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July 20, 2013 2:33pm UTC

If you ever think that all British lads are posh and hot..
Just remember that I'm a British lad who has a part-time job at McDonald's.

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DeathOfASon
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July 12, 2013 2:40pm UTC

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

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*Death*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 12:52am UTC

It's a teen thing;
Doing something weird and thinking "and this is why i'm single.."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 1:57pm UTC

just because i can't sing
doesn't mean i won't sing.

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Hari*
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 4:37pm UTC

When I Think Seasons Change
Fall: The first day of school.
Winter: When it snows.
Spring: When all the snow melts.
Summer: The last day of school.

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Chris*
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 7:30pm UTC

;
your story isn't over yet.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:59am UTC

If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:42pm UTC

Im 1000% sure next year im going to regret how i looked this year

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 2:49pm UTC

to be popular on the internet you basically just have to say the most awkward things which you would just not say out loud

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 4:08pm UTC

perfect friend: *jumps into inground pool displaying a well rounded backflip into the water*
me: *slips off diving board*
me: *dies*

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elephants_are_cool*
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November 1, 2013 10:01pm UTC

when you hit delete trying to erase one letter but the computer takes you back a whole page instead
are u kidding me

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 8:14pm UTC

I pretend I don't care but deep down I really still don't care

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kaylaslife
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 4:40pm UTC

school;
a fancy word for "Prison".

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 9:58pm UTC

the problem with ending an argument is that the other person thinks you stopped arguing because you ran out of things to say but actually its because the other person is too stupid to understand

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kaylaslife
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 4:36pm UTC

*during class*
me:can I go to the washroom?
teacher:I don't know, can you?
me:b/tch, I will pee on everything you own.
nmf

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kaylaslife
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 8:46pm UTC

Am I the only one who's always wanted to say;
"I'm (your name here) and your're watching Disney Channel."
nmf

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