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  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2018 4:20pm UTC
    love your imperfections, every angle
    tomorrow comes and goes before you know

  2. anonymous_81 anonymous_81
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2018 11:48pm UTC
    so glad this day is over.

  3. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2016 7:06pm UTC
    Please leave format credit to 1986!
    Our entire lives spent testing formulas, less trial more error, figuring out how to make people stay just a bit longer – how does it feel to not have to do the math, today?

  4. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2016 7:47pm UTC
    I can't say that I'll love you forever
    I won't say that I'll love you forever

  5. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2016 7:43pm UTC
    You take the good and all the bad that comes with me.

  6. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2016 7:41pm UTC
    I'm not unfaithful but I'll stray
    When I get a little scared

  7. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2016 7:36pm UTC
    I want to believe in more than you and me
    But all that I know is I'm breathing.

  8. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2016 7:33pm UTC
    I'm a new soul
    I came to this strange world

  9. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2016 7:31pm UTC
    I just want to be ok today
    I just want to feel something today

  10. jahn79* jahn79*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2016 7:18am UTC
    *me* I'm ok.*me* *tries to move**me* I'm not ok.

  11. xXChaos_QueenXx xXChaos_QueenXx
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2016 4:24pm UTC
    I wrote you a letter today,
    confessing my love.
    Handed it to you, told you to read it at the end of the day
    so when you did, you couldn't see my face.
    Placed it in your hands and walked away.
    School let out, I went to my good friend
    and muttered, " I'm really nervous."
    and she looked at me with wide eyes,
    and whispered, " Oh, Linds.. she has a girlfriend. "
    My heart sank. My heart broke. My heart crumbled in a lot of unfixable parts.
    I should've asked before, I swear I didn't know.
    I don't think I can face you again.
    But eventually I will, because you're my best friend.
    10 years, we've been together.
    And look at what I've done.

  12. Nicole🙊* Nicole🙊*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2015 4:47pm UTC
    This is hurting more than it should

  13. FaithhhAnnee* FaithhhAnnee*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2015 4:02pm UTC
    I ain't gonna do it like a pretty city boy, imma fishing in the dark niddy griddy boy.

  14. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2015 9:28pm UTC
    Dear friend,
    I heard you are happy today.
    I'm so glad you are, you go girl
    I wanted to write you a letter again
    to tell you, I love you.
    and keeping on

  15. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2015 9:11pm UTC
    I am so happy today, I'm so happy I'm crying.

  16. basorexia* basorexia*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2015 11:10pm UTC
    Okay so today this comedian was telling us a story about how one time he was putting on a show and everyone was laughing except for these guys in their 20s wearing basketball jerseys right in the front row. Well, he decided to give them a scare, so he started to make basketball jokes so that they could get involved. Then, he took a basketball from props backstage, and he threw it right at the face of the one who seemed to not care the most wearing sunglasses. The guy didn't do anything, and the ball hit him right in the head as he fell over. To his utter surprise, the guy's friends all started laughing hysterically, saying, "He's blind! He's blind!" The comedian could barely see under the heavy spotlights, so he put a hand to his forehead and peered down at the audience. There, he saw a golden retriever who appeared to be his seeing-eye dog.
    And that, my friends, was what he deemed his worst show ever.

  17. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2015 10:51pm UTC
    People be wanting to play this Charlie Charlie game and I'm just sitting over here like nah, brah. I don't want no demon child haunting my butt. Not today sir.

  18. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 2:21am UTC
    1. Get a grip.
    2. What is WRONG with you?
    3. It's not him, it's you.
    4. Maybe it's everything??
    5. It's you. It's f(u)cking always you.
    6. Why are you so god(d)amn jumpy?
    7. Seriously. STOP.
    8. Hedoesntcarehedoesntcarehedoesntcare.
    9. Feelings don't have an off switch, so stop apologizing for what you can't control.
    10. You're on your own.
    Ten things I said to myself today.

  19. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2015 7:58am UTC
    Dear friend,
    I must apologize to you because you are nothing but good to us, and we forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday. So a great delayed happy birthday from all of us. Friend we love you. And good luck with your first driving lesson today!
    -manly Alex

  20. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2015 6:32pm UTC
    I saw him today.


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