Best Sports Quotes Today

Hale_Storm18
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March 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Me: Why does water cost more than soda?
Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
Me: Why?

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happiest*
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April 29, 2014 8:39am UTC

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

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Hale_Storm18
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August 23, 2013 10:36pm UTC

Me whenever someone is rude to me: That's alright! That's okay! You're gonna pump my gas someday!

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truelove1018
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 9:14pm UTC

*Slam dunks your opinion into the trash*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 4:55pm UTC

A lesson in sports
1) Don't blame the fans for what the players do
2) Don't blame the players for what the fans do

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 3:11pm UTC

“youre so lucky that you can draw”
yyeah it was all luck and not at all grueling and emotionally exhausting practice kind of like how olympians are lucky that theyre so good at sports

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 5:47pm UTC

Isn't it ironic how here on witty
there is a category about sports and
no category about food?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 10:33pm UTC

Coffee's like crack to white people.

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phee*
posted a quote
April 22, 2014 1:32pm UTC

i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"

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Marian*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 8:05pm UTC

If steroids are illegal for athletes
then photoshop should be illegal
for models.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 29, 2014 8:36am UTC

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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Hale_Storm18
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October 24, 2013 9:14pm UTC

every other sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left: aw sh.t we lost
every boston sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left: yo chill the fck out we got this

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 3:56pm UTC

I wear two pairs of pants
while golfing in case I get a hole in one

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cacti *
posted a quote
July 26, 2014 6:12am UTC

✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
THE
"earth"
WITHOUT
"art"
IS
JUST
"eh."
✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎

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cacti *
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July 10, 2014 10:32am UTC

Look how they shine for you.

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cacti *
posted a quote
July 10, 2014 10:44am UTC

I watch the night
turn light blue
but it's not the same
without you.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 18, 2014 4:37pm UTC

isn't it funny how Everyone promises forever until they find someone better

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AtmosFEAR
posted a quote
August 4, 2014 3:07pm UTC

Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
Guys: eww fat chicks
Guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
Guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh
Guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???
Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband
Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??

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MadiCakes
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April 28, 2014 6:32pm UTC

ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN
"AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'
"AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"

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KayleighJean
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May 31, 2014 11:39pm UTC

If you think someone is better off without you
Chances are they probably aren't.

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