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Nickelodeon Quotes

  1. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 1:55am UTC
    Who remembers the Naked Brothers Band?

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 6:35pm UTC
    Zoey 101
    Nicole: 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs
    Lola: That's 3.
    Nicole: 2 boobs

  3. Asking_Alexis Asking_Alexis
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    Norm the Genie: Well Im off to destroy Canada... Theyve had it too good for too long.

  4. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    Blaine: Is True Jackson even on anymore?
    Sam: No, because obviously Nickelodeon doesn't care abot quality entertainment anymore.

  5. jezzlyn jezzlyn
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 9:23am UTC
    A strong man stands up for himself,
    A stronger man stands up for others.

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 1:51am UTC
    I'm so sick of it, your attention deficit. Never listen. You never lisen.
    --Freak The Freak Out

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    When I was little
    I always wondered why
    My goldfish didn't grant me wishes

  8. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    Drake: *Talking to a girl* Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.
    Josh: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

  9. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Helen: Hey bring me a hotdog.
    Josh: You want me to put mustard on it?
    Helen: It's not gonna put mustard on itself.
    Josh: True.

  10. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Delivery man: Package for Josh Nichols
    Josh: Thanks, have a nice day.
    Delivery man: Don't tell me what to do.

  11. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    "If she's going to Swift you why don't you just Kayne her?"
    Weirdly the best advice on Nickelodeon.

  12. xoblackmetalxo xoblackmetalxo
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Confession #5
    I still watch Spongebob and Fairly OddParents

  13. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Phineas & Ferb and Fairly OddParents based on a true story
    Both stories happen to be about crazy people (being Candance in Phineas & Ferb and Timmy in Fairly OddParents) who eventually end to kill themselves.
    But that's not really the point, thing is, I think it's impressive that Disney and Nickelodeon produced both stories, who are actually pretty horrific, in order to remember those people, and made something children would laugh about. I'm sure there are more stories that both producers created, that are based on a true story. Just wanted to say hats off to both Disney and Nickelodeon and keep it going.
    (Well, I actually didn't create this Quote to be so serious, but now I don't really wanna change this, so yeah. And didn't plan to make this look like a friggin' newspaper entry either, but whatever)

  14. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 2:00am UTC
    One thing I don't understand about Zoie 101 is that Logan had a crush on Zoie for as long as Chase did, but Chase was the only one who was "allowed" to like her by their friends group.

  15. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    True: "have you seen Lulu?"
    Jimmy: "no."
    True: "how about a horse?"
    Jimmy: "a horse?"
    True: "ya."
    Jimmy: "no."
    Amanda: "where is my golden apple?"
    Jimmy: "this is a very weird day."

  16. poopeypoop22 poopeypoop22
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    whos a rusher here

  17. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    If you ever wonder why
    high school is so hard,
    it's because Ned stopped his survival guide at the 8th grade.

  18. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    You're never too old to watch the Kid's Choice Awards.

  19. flower626 flower626
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:46pm UTC

  20. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 12:46am UTC
    disney channel: oh wow we're so amazing look at all the great shows we have now.
    disney channel: "austin and ally"
    disney channel: "ant farm"
    disney channel: "dog with a blog"
    disney channel: NAILED IT.
    nickelodeon: f*ck it let's just play spongebob marathons.


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