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  1. BommiandFriends BommiandFriends
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2018 4:17am UTC
    Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed |Five Little Monkey Rhymes for kids |Nursery Rhymes - YOUTUBE
    Bommi and friends is one of the most popular youtube channel for children.The Channel features educational videos and nursery rhymes about Numbers ,Alphabets, Arts & Crafts with entertainment. “Bommi & Friends” is an entertaining and positive-affirming adventure series for children curated with the most popular videos and playlists.

  2. BommiandFriends BommiandFriends
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2018 12:39am UTC
    Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed |Five Little Monkey Rhymes for kids |Nursery Rhymes - YOUTUBE
    Bommi and Friends top youtube channel present Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed youtube video song for children’s. Taco is an animated energetic monkey and it has four friends near his home.

  3. WeAreLoud WeAreLoud
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2014 11:54am UTC
    Tell me where's your hiding place?
    I'm worried I'll forget your face
    And I've asked everyone
    I'm beginning to think I imagined you all along
    I go crazy 'cause here
    isn't where I want to be
    And satisfaction feels
    like a distant memory
    And I can't help myself
    All I want to hear her say is
    "R U MINE?"

    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 9:11pm UTC
    but why can I not conquer love...?

  5. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2014 9:34am UTC
    Don't think of yourself
    as an ugly person.
    Think of yourself
    as a beautiful monkey.

  6. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 2:59pm UTC
    I just wαnt to see whαt you'll do with your fαce when the monkey αsks for it's αss bαck..

  7. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 11:48am UTC
    When I was little
    I came to school in a yellow coat and my friends were talking about bananas and then tthey called me a banana and then
    I said that I'm not a banana and I took my jacket off and I was wearing a cupcake necklace and they called me a cupcake
    and I had a monkey backpack and monkeys like banana's and
    they said,so that's why she has a monkey bag!And I was called a banana for the rest of the day.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    My quote.Do NOT steal.

  8. Kin Kin
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    [A]vailable: Hopefully not for long
    [B]irthday: Janurary 8th
    [C]rush: I think about her everyday
    [D]rink you last had: Water
    [E]asiest person to talk to: My dog
    [F]avorite genre of music: Most everything
    [G]ummy bears or gummy worms: Worms
    [H]ad your first kiss: Yes
    [I]nstrument: Trombone
    [J]uice: Apple
    [K]illed someone: My fish :/
    [L]ongest trip: 1 week cruise
    [M]ilkshake flavor: Chocolate
    [N]umber of siblings: 1 sister
    [O]ne wish: To go out with my crush
    [P]erson who holds the best memories with you: My best friend
    [Q]uiet or loud: Loud for the most part
    [R]easons to smile: Life
    [S]ong: Trouble -NeverShoutNever (You should go listen to it <3)
    [T]ime you woke up: 7
    [V]egetable: Corn? I think
    [W]arm at the moment: Yesssss
    [X]-rays you've had: Actually none
    [Y]our favorite animal: Cats and monkeys
    [Z]odiac sign: Capricorn

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    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 10:38am UTC
    I hate the word "like"
    I have formally replaced it with the word "monkey"
    Spread it around :)

  10. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 7:58pm UTC
    My teacher had a friend in Norway that had a monkey. This monkey stole food from people's plates. He also knew how to smoke. When the cigarettes were taken away from him, he had a tantrum. When there were no cigarettes on the table, he went into the drawer and stole them.

  11. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 3:35pm UTC
    Friend: Cûnt
    Me: Go fûck a monkey for all I care
    Friend: You're more ratchet than Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
    Me: I hope your two favorite bands play warped at the same time.
    Friend: You take that back!

  12. ladybu272 ladybu272
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
    2. Moo when they say your name.
    3. Run into walls.
    4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
    5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
    6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
    7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a monkey butt"
    8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
    9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
    10. Do what they actually tell you.
    11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
    12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
    13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
    14. Try to swim in the floor.
    15. Tap on their door all night.

  13. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    The hair on my legs grow faster and thicker than the hair on my head

  14. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 10:10am UTC
    I hate when people have tags
    That don't even go with their quote
    Like dahell, woman
    You already more famous then I am
    You don't need all dem tags.

  15. averygirl4eva averygirl4eva
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    call the pineapple if u feel happy

  16. averygirl4eva averygirl4eva
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    Bannana error

  17. averygirl4eva averygirl4eva
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    i rolled down a mountain with a monkey cuz mama said so.

  18. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Was the "D" in Donkey Kong
    a typo? It should have been Monkey Kong, right?
    These are the things that keep me up at night.

  19. ledukester ledukester
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    I loved Paul, the three eyed monkey that used to be at the end of every show on Nick. Due to this and the fact that I am very bored, I would like to convey the wonderful and interesting story of Paul.
    When Paul was first born, he was different. His mother and siblings could all clearly tell he wasn't an ordinary ape. But it wasn't until the little monkey first opened his eyes that they truly noticed. Paul had three eyes. As he grew, his siblings and every other monkey picked on him. Paul became so depressed that he ran away from home. He spent many countless nights in the cold as he ran through the jungle. The rainforest was hard on him, and he found himself not eating some days, and on many occasions not drinking, either. But eventually Paul found himself on a luxurious beach with white sand and crystal clear waters. There was a lot to eat and drink here, so there he stayed. Two months rolled by and on one morning, Paul was woken up by a big horn blasting. He didn't like this rude awakening, and decided to go investigate what had woken him up. He walked to the other end of the beach, a side where he had never been before. there he found a large white object floating in the water. We know this as a cruise ship. He climbed aboard unnoticed, and began to further investigate this mysterious vessel. He got lost on the bowels of the ship, and before he knew it the ship was taking off. You see, this was only a supply stop for the ship as there was a city a few miles north. He became a castaway on the ship, and found there were creatures he had never seen before. So he explored during the night, as he had the feeling that these creatures could be dangerous. Through the many weeks he spent aboard the ship, he learned the creatures language. They refer to it as "English". It was very different from ape-speak, and he wasn't very good at it. But nevertheless, he kept studying the language anyways to pass time. The next time the boat stopped was in a country the creatures called America. It was California, to be exact. Paul snuck off of the ship that night and stole his way through the streets unnoticed. He did this for many days, traveling many miles where he eventually reached a place called "Hollywood". For some reason, this city stuck out to Paul. He liked it very much, and felt as though he was safe. He disguised himself as a hairy homeless man and slept in alleys and ate from dumpsters. But one day, Paul forgot to put on his disguise. He walked his way to his favorite alley which held his favorite dumpster. This alley, unbeknownst to him, was behind the headquarters of Nickelodeon. As he was eating, a man came out to throw away the trash. This man was Drake Bell. Keep in mind Drake wasn't famous yet. He saw the monkey and thought somebody let their pet loose. He didn't notice the third eye, as Paul usually kept it closed. Drake picked up his new furry friend and took him inside. When Drake's boss saw it, he immediately took it to the CEO of Nick. At first, the CEO said to give it to the zoo. But all of the changed when Paul looked up and had his third eye open. He saw it as a way to make money. Money was a new word for Paul. So he spoke up and asked "What does money mean?". The CEO nearly did a backflip. He said that at the end of nearly every Nick show, they would have a clip of Paul and would make millions. When the CEO asked who found the monkey, Drake's boss quivered. He was a terrible liar, and had to tell the truth. Drake was immediately given a last minute position in a show called "Amanda's show". This made Drake famous, and got him another big gig in a show called "Drake and Josh" where he and his close co-star made everyone laugh. Paul even inspired the episode about the orangutan. But alas, Paul died of old age. This hit Drake so hard, he quit the show. He was so depressed he couldn't bring himself to ever star in a show again, until the Drake and Josh Christmas special. But Drake even hated that, and he still sits home alone, depressed.
    This is the story of Paul, the wonderful three-eyed monkey that was loved dearly by Nick stars and viewers alike. Please share this tear-wrenching story about Paul. But make sure you give credit to me, Ledukester, the original story teller/writer. Thank you all, and goodbye.

  20. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 12:57am UTC
    Thank you, f.ucking society.
    I'm fat, I'm ugly, I'm stupid, I'm retarded and I derserve to die.
    I look like a f.ucking monkey just because I'm, ''colored.''
    I should hang myself, stab myself, kill myself.
    You're not the one having to face the f.ucking mirror everyday looking like me.
    .You win.


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