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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    Are you totally NOT Witty famous
    but still want that 1000 notifications you've always dreamed of? Well here's a super simple way to get those 1000 notifications!
    Pay attention to these directions! They get confusing!
    Step 1: Have alot of free time
    Step 2: Make 1000 quotes
    Step 3: Favorite your 1000 quotes you just created
    There's your 1000 notifications! No need to thank me, I know i am brilliant. (:

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Person in real life telling a joke: What's spaghetti’s favorite punctuation mark?Apastarophe!
    Me: Just no you're not funny stop
    Person on witty telling a joke: What's spaghetti’s favorite punctuation mark? Apastarophe!
    Me: BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. God i love this site!

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    My love life: Started from the bottom and I'm still at the bottom
    My social life: Started from the bottom and i'm still at the bottom
    My academic life: Started from the bottom and I'm still at the bottom
    My weight: Started from the bottom NOW WE HERE

  4. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Witty next year: remember when people got favorites on their quotes ahh good times

  5. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    Are you a zombie?
    Because you're dead to me.

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Earth: I'm so hardcore

  7. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Oops I accidentally
    discovered the Internet and kissed my social life goodbye what do I do now

  8. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    When I discover a new Youtuber
    I either watch only one of their videos or watch all of their videos there is no inbetween

  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    does anyone else tilt their paper nearly upside down while writing or is that just me ??

  10. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Admit it.
    When you eat animal crackers you still think 'hahaha i just ate the head' off the animal' or 'lol now it can't walk just ate the legs!'

  11. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    Should I start going outside more
    or do you think that would throw off the balance of the universe

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    My comebacks include: "haha learn to spell" "whatever" "lol like i care" and "oh yeah well listen here you little sh/t i friCKIN DOWNLOADED RADIOACTIVE BY IMAGINE DRAGONE BEFORE IT CAME POPULAR ON THE RADIO OK"

  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    Me: ~posts a quote when it's inactive~
    Everyone on Witty: ~suddenly logs in and posts 563 quotes a second after me so my quote gets pushed to page 103 on the Newest page~

  14. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    I don't even have my own personality anymore it's just a mixture of all the youtubers that I watch um

  15. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    I swear if no one dresses
    as Regina George from Mean Girls for Halloween and goes 'boo you w.h.o.re' i will

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    You know you're desperate
    for school to be cancelled when you're hoping for a super strong hurricane to come and hit your area when you live in the middle of America.

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    At a funeral.
    Me: I just can't believe this... she's gone.
    My mom and dad: YES I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY
    Me: WTF SHOW YOUR RESPECT
    A cousin: Aww man i wish she was still alive, she was so hot
    Another cousin: Haha yeah and she ran so fast
    Me: I'm going to miss her so much.. rest in peace, my lovely Dell Inspiron with Srs Premium Sound and Intel Core i3.
    Me: SHE WAS SO YOUNG

  18. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    I ship me and food.
    Or rather, I chip me and food.
    get it because like potato chips go with the food thing
    yeah i'm not funny bye

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    And as I watch the tears roll down your cheeks,
    I laugh because i hate you.

  20. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    People who are born in 1999
    are cooler than everyone else because before we were born we were all like "Woah let's see how close we can get to the 2000's without actually being born in 2000's" yeah we like to live our lives on the edge for sure. risk takers. bow down to us. bow down to me.

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