Iphone Quotes

Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 9, 2016 1:29pm UTC

I hate when people I hate have nicer things than me. especially when I have to work for my crappy version and all they have to do is pillowtalk their boyfriend. I'm a bitter person.

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knowltonm
posted a quote
May 30, 2015 4:24pm UTC

I saw a 7 year old with an iphone... Like really...really????

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phee
posted a quote
March 18, 2015 10:34am UTC

That picture was so
bad,
It's going to have to be
deleted...
from the deleted
album.
byphee

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anonomously
posted a quote
February 27, 2015 1:03am UTC

I like my
music loud

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idciammyself
posted a quote
September 29, 2014 3:40pm UTC

So iOS 8 took 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.

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23chars
posted a quote
September 25, 2014 5:55pm UTC

People who don't put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence I need.

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100
posted a quote
August 26, 2014 6:29am UTC

Friend: Hey, look I got the new iPhone!
Me: Oh... Cool...
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend
Me:... Is that a crack I see?

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 3, 2014 12:42pm UTC

HELP
WHAT COLOUR IPHONE 5C SHOULD I GET?

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*blushes*
posted a quote
June 30, 2014 3:05pm UTC

▂ ▃ ▅ ▇ █ AT&T 4:00am ▇▇▇▇ ((●
Him
Edit
Messages
◆
What kinda detergent do
you use
◄
I don't mean that in a
weird way
◄
Like I'm not gonna go to the supermarket and inhale the scent of the detergent you use and think about you
◄
Text Message
Send
▅
▂ ● ●

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RenieTG
posted a quote
June 17, 2014 3:46pm UTC

How to take a good selfie:
Step1:Have an I-phone
Step2:Be preety
Congrats!Now you have the perfect selfie! ☺

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
June 7, 2014 8:20am UTC

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 7:09pm UTC

my iPhone broke.
shocking part? it
wasn't because I
dropped it and the
screen shattered
like 99% of iPhone
casualties. (I think
it fried itself. ha.)

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RaZor shøt §*
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 4:30pm UTC

so everyone one in my family has an iphone apart from me :(

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 3:31pm UTC

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me recover

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 9:40am UTC

Dear iPhone,
l have typed "hahaha" like a million times, yet you
continually give me "hagaha", "bahaha", "gagaha"
...l hate you

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Mat*

posted a quote
January 11, 2014 10:35am UTC

When your IPhone charger starts having multiple chins, you know the end is coming

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 10:12pm UTC

White girls be like
I'll have one triple dark mocha ugg boot white iphone 5 double caramel infinity sign frappe please

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XxsilentxforeverxX *
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 7:33pm UTC

My little cousin wanted to write a letter to Santa.
Abby: Daddy can you help me write a letter to Santa?
Dad: Yeah sure, go get a pencil and paper.
Abby: But daddy, can't we just text him?

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Ashbeyou20
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 6:51am UTC

I feel bad for this generation of young kids. They're so wrapped up in their iphones,laptops and other electronics they won't get to experience a real childhood. They won't go outside and play manhunt or tag on warm summer nights, or ride their bikes around the neiboorhood. They won't know the mystery of knocking on a neihboors door to see if their friend is home. Kids these days don't know the beauty of not being able to have all these devices to comunicate and entertainin themselves. They won't get to know the wonder of what being a child really means.

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Heidi*
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 8:57pm UTC

I'm the only one on Facebook because everyone has iPhones, so they go on Instagram, Vine, Snapchat, and all the other phone apps.
Then I'm on Witty like: "I don't know you people, but I love you!!!"

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