Best Homework Quotes Today

glitter162*
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May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

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Hale_Storm18
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February 15, 2013 3:06pm UTC

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: Where is Ed Sheeran's Grammy?

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 2:13pm UTC

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"

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ChocoTaco
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April 30, 2013 8:08pm UTC

I love how teachers assign homework
Without putting it into consideration that I have a Witty Profiles account to run.

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Hale_Storm18
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July 22, 2013 11:24am UTC

Yes, teacher, I could've done my homework last night. I also could have murdered your family last night. Let's be okay with the fact I did neither.

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ChocoTaco
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February 16, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Me: I have to do homework
Witty Profiles: *Seducing me*
Me: Must.not.click
Me: *clicks*

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Andreaxoxo
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February 1, 2013 3:44pm UTC

dear crush, your nickname i gave you is homework because im not doing you but i should be

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happiest*
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September 20, 2013 2:47pm UTC

how do people do their homework immediately after they get home?
i need at least 3 hours before i can even think about touching my backpack

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Hale_Storm18
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January 24, 2013 2:25pm UTC

And then there's the
we-haven't-spoken-in-8-months-but-I-need-the-math-homework text
kind of shame

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Rajsonkar
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April 26, 2013 10:00am UTC

Elementary school- *crying* I DIDN'T DO HOMEWORK!!!!
middle school- i didn't do it. . .
High school- we had homework?
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rajsonkar

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Onism*
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February 13, 2013 5:35pm UTC

Homework:
Read page 162 in textbook
= No Homework
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Breeze
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May 1, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Me: I should probably do my homework now...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: WOAHH MY GOD! THIS WALL IS SO COOL!

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kristabff
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May 9, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Teacher: "There's only one problem for homework tonight!"
First problem: Includes parts a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y , and z. But z includes parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Me : tries to do homewrok
Relax! Something went wrong

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CharliesTheName
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June 9, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Me: *does homework*
Teacher: Eh just keep it for studying.
Me: *doesn't do homework*
Teacher: Okay, kids. This homework will count as 80% of your grade.

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ChocoTaco
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January 22, 2014 6:27pm UTC

Mom: Are you doing homework up there?
Me: Of course!
Mom: Good.
Me: *Laughs as I fave another quote on Witty*

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Rajsonkar
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May 9, 2013 1:20am UTC

Homework: "Do me, do me. "
Internet: "Don't listen to that sl/t ."
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spence*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 12:13pm UTC

wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is witty
how did this happen

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Me: I have to do a rock essay. I have to guess the rock's life or something, like how it went through a volcano and stuff because it's an igneous rock.
Dad: You could maybe give the rock some character. Like say his dad always thought he was a chip off the old block!! HAHAH. Or how about this one!! He went to a party in the volcano and he got stoned HAHAHAHA

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kelly*
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September 20, 2013 7:50pm UTC

i have so much homework
now what movie should i watch

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