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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    May 13, 2023 1:09am UTC
    Being labeled is degrading and humiliating – especially when the label says ‘This Side Up.’

  2. Sky_ Sky_
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2023 9:19pm UTC
    Moms be like:
    ME: "MOM, MY STOMACH HURTS" MOM: YEAH, CAUSE YOU ALWAYS ON THAT PHONE"
    🙃 HAPPY MOM´S DAY!🌻

  3. Sky_ Sky_
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2023 9:01pm UTC
    Don't worry,be happy💛

  4. Sky_ Sky_
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2023 8:43pm UTC
    Hello Friends!!👀

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2023 11:28pm UTC
    ‘Safeword’ is a contradiction in terms.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2023 10:33pm UTC
    In space, no one can tell you dropped the mic.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2023 11:08pm UTC
    Now that I know the truth, the truth has made me free.
    (Though to be honest, before knowing the truth it wasn't like I was all that expensive.)

  8. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    April 7, 2023 10:17pm UTC
    Fortune favors the brave – they taste crunchier.

  9. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2023 1:18am UTC
    If I had a name like ... .- -- ..- . .-.. / -- --- .-. ... . I'd probably invent Morse code too.

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    March 11, 2023 2:01am UTC
    I’m not divorced from reality, but we are seeing other people.

  11. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2023 12:42am UTC
    “According to studies, 55% of communication is nonverbal,” she kneed.

  12. aliramkarim16 aliramkarim16
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2023 12:30pm UTC
    Chukcha bought a refrigerator.
    — What do you need this fridge for? You live in Siberia.
    — To warm up during winter. Imagine the joy - it`s -40 outside and +4 in the refrigerator.

  13. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 4, 2023 2:23am UTC
    It turns out that the writer Franz Kafka was handsome, athletic, popular with women and frequently promoted at work.
    Talk about Kafkaesque.

  14. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    February 4, 2023 2:21am UTC
    I don't have the slightest idea – but my ideas are pretty close.

  15. LylaAndAlice LylaAndAlice
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2023 1:55pm UTC
    where are you, jimmy?

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2023 3:40am UTC
    If you refrain from clicking on a 'test your IQ' ad, your IQ goes up by 15 points.

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2023 11:42pm UTC
    How can I love others if I don’t love myself – and why hasn’t wikiHow published an article on this yet???

  18. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    January 7, 2023 3:21am UTC
    The question isn’t what the future holds – the question is why the future has to squeeze them so hard.

  19. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2022 3:33am UTC
    Only time will tell.
    ... And even then, only if time is offered a plea deal.

  20. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
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    December 17, 2022 3:17am UTC
    I said I had skin in the game. I never said it was mine.

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