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September 10, 2024 11:09am UTC

I am one step away from being rich,
All I need now is money.

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seosquirrel
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September 9, 2024 9:44am UTC

I Wish Everything Was as Easy
as Getting Fat.

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seosquirrel
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September 8, 2024 8:53am UTC

I am not ready for Monday.
Can I have Another SUNDAY?

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TheCovertComic
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August 10, 2024 12:29am UTC

Which mask to wear, which wear to mask.

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JCGlines*
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July 16, 2024 6:50am UTC

"She's got everything
She's got the best of every world
She's got diamond rings
She's a gettin' kind of girl
She's got everything
She's pretty and she's got style
She's got Loius Vuitton
The one in crocodile
Sbe wanted everything,
Whatever, come what may
She had a mission
And her love was in her way. "
She's Got Everything from the album Some Big Deal by Jim Glines

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JCGlines*
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July 16, 2024 6:40am UTC

" Look, if you're going to lie about me the least you could do is make it sensational, otherwise absolutely no one will believe you. "
- Jim Glines

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Melody_pixie
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March 19, 2024 11:42pm UTC

Poop

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TheCovertComic
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September 29, 2023 9:40pm UTC

Every bra is a sports bra - the only difference is the sport.

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TheCovertComic
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September 22, 2023 10:23pm UTC

A little dangering is a learneous thing.

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Dudu*
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September 16, 2023 11:00am UTC

uh-oh
i'm falling
in love again

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TheCovertComic
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September 15, 2023 11:34pm UTC

I'm not the least bit surprised that machines have become sentient. Everything gets its own fragrance nowadays.

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TheCovertComic
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September 1, 2023 10:08pm UTC

Was ignorance supposed to know bounds???

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TheCovertComic
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August 25, 2023 11:05pm UTC

According to new research, the number of people who identify as transgender is growing.
Transgender as percent of population (2013): 0.6%
Transgender as percent of population (2023): 0.6%
... Clearly, the 0 and 6 are getting bigger.

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TheCovertComic
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August 11, 2023 11:30pm UTC

I looked up the word 'plebeian.' It basically means someone who looks up the word 'plebeian.'

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TheCovertComic
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August 4, 2023 9:47pm UTC

A vending machine factory is a meta vending machine.

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TheCovertComic
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July 29, 2023 12:02am UTC

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers.
– Bernard Williams
– My mother

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TheCovertComic
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July 21, 2023 9:30pm UTC

I think that abyss likes me.