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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2023 11:30pm UTC
    I looked up the word 'plebeian.' It basically means someone who looks up the word 'plebeian.'

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2023 2:31am UTC
    When I partook of the smörgåsbord of life, I got gås.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2021 1:28pm UTC
    Leave well enough alone. Take bad enough out for dinner and buy it ecstasy.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2020 1:46am UTC
    Not to oppose injustice is to be party to it – and who doesn't like to be have fun!

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2020 3:10am UTC
    If her eyes don't sparkle, her gun will.

  6. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2019 1:18pm UTC
    Let’s bring back woodworks, stained glass windows, and tapestries into our lives.

  7. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2018 4:13am UTC
    If you see this say heya!

  8. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2018 6:15am UTC
    i gotta stay high all the time
    to keep you off my mind

  9. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2018 8:52pm UTC
    hahaha mental breakdowns are fun. Who's with me.

  10. Josh Clown* Josh Clown*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2017 1:34pm UTC
    You never know, what meme you will see

  11. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2017 3:24pm UTC
    Good night Witty! See you in the morning

  12. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2017 6:20am UTC

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    posted a quote
    August 2, 2017 8:57pm UTC
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: Black (or teal)
    • Favorite Food: I can't choose. XD
    • Favorite Singer: Corey Taylor (Slipknot and Stone Sour)
    • Favorite Show: Blue Bloods
    • Favorite Sport: I don't like sports.
    • Favorite Season: Autumn :3
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Saturday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Mint Meltaway
    • Favorite Time of Day: Midnight XD
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Uhh... neutral?
    • Current Taste: Nothing XD
    • Current Clothes: Black pants and a Disturbed T-shirt.
    • Current Computer: Asus (laptop)
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: Usually black, but none at the moment. XD
    • Current Time: 7:38 PM
    • Current Surroundings: My bedroom. XD
    • Current Annoyance(s): Nothing at the moment (luckily).
    • Current Thought: I should play with my kitten. XD
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Daisy...
    • First crush this school year: I'm homeschooled. XD
    • First Screen Name: Kittenlover16... (I know, it's awful. XD I was 10 or 11.)
    • First Pet: Two cats - Raven and George.
    • First Piercing: Ears
    • First Thing You Did Today: Fed my fish. (That's the first thing I do every day.)
    • First Thing You Ate Today: Cereal x.x
    • First School: Uhh... I think it was called Parkview. XD
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Chocolate
    • Last Car Ride: Coming home from my friend's house Sunday night.
    • Last Text Message: I haven't texted in over a year, since I don't have service on my cell phone.
    • Last Movie Seen: Spider-Man Homecoming (on Sunday :3).
    • Last Item Bought: I don't remember.
    • Last CD Played: I currently have .5: The Gray Chapter by Slipknot playing. :3
    • Last Website You Were On: Witty XD
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: No
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: Well, I heard carrying sharpies with you is illegal, so I guess so?
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: No o.o
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: Nope XD
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: I don't think so.
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: No XD (I'm afraid of heights.)
    5 Places You've Been To
    • Wisconsin Dells
    • Keylime Cove
    • 6 Flags
    • Michigan
    • I can't think of another, so I'll just say "vacation". XD (I rarely travel anywhere.)
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: Did I already answer this? XD Black pants, a band shirt, and my glasses.
    • You Did Last Night: Played Minecraft, talked with a friend on Skype, and some other stuff. XD
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: The CD I have playing. XD (The song "Skeptic", specifically.)
    • You Can't Live Without: Family, friends, and music. XD
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • Anna
    • Aaron
    • Brandan
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: Black
    • 2. hot or cold: Cold
    1 Love
    • I've stated already that I love music, so I'll say "art". :3 (Can I say "videogames", too? XD)

  14. SunburstHorizon SunburstHorizon
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2017 9:36pm UTC
    nectarines and soda pop on warm summer nights is when i feel the most at home with you.

  15. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2017 2:45am UTC
    Double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine
    Skin as cool as Steve McQueen, let me be your killer king
    It hurts until it stops, we will love until it's not
    I'm a killing spree in white, eyes like broken Christmas lights

  16. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2017 12:22am UTC
    Me trying to flirtHey
    Hey how are you?
    Good, how are you doing?
    Good thanks and you?
    Good and you?
    Good thanks

  17. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2016 1:32pm UTC
    Let your conscience be your slide.

  18. Gi1433 Gi1433
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2016 12:23am UTC
    That moment #12
    When you get on Witty 4 years after you made it and cringe at everything you wrote

  19. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2016 12:17am UTC
    “When a sensible quote is adored a lot by many or most people on a person’s INDIVIDUAL social media account, then wondering why it feels usually as if he has either cracked a joke under the guise of a thought or others are just trying to poke fun on him through a deluge of LIKE & COMMENT vote and often both; especially more when the same post has also his own photo on it.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  20. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2016 12:55pm UTC
    right from the start
    you were a thief
    you stole my heart


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