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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    It's funny how if you get an A
    on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

  4. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:
    Taylor and Harry: *making out*
    Me: *gasp*
    Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
    Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
    Harry: Err, thanks.
    Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
    Taylor: *nods and smiles*
    Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
    Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
    Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
    Taylor: Uh...
    Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
    Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.

  5. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?”
    The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
    “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
    - Rebecca - age 8
    “When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
    - Billy - age 4
    “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
    - Karl - age 5
    “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”
    - Chrissy - age 6
    “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
    - Terri - age 4
    “Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”
    - Danny - age 7
    “Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
    My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss”
    - Emily - age 8
    “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”
    - Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)
    “If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”
    - Nikka - age 6
    (we need a few million more Nikkas on this planet)
    “Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”
    - Noelle - age 7
    “Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.”
    - Tommy - age 6
    “During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
    He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”
    - Cindy - age 8
    “My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”
    - Clare - age 6
    “Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.”
    - Elaine - age 5
    “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”
    - Chris - age 7
    “Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.”
    - Mary Ann - age 4
    “I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”
    - Lauren - age 4
    “When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” (what an image)
    - Karen - age 7
    “Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”
    - Mark - age 6
    “You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”
    - Jessica - age 8

  6. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    *When I'm on Omegle*
    Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
    Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor
    Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
    Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
    Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
    Primrose: Here
    Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
    Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
    Teacher: Rory
    Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
    Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    if i ever become
    i’m trusting you guys
    to never tell the media
    about my witty.

  10. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.
    — Swedish Proverb

  11. dani64 dani64
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    Whatt if I ever do get a boyfriend?
    I wouldn't know what to do
    What do they eat?
    How often do they need to be walked?

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Unless you physically see me
    opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

  14. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Me: Taylor Swift is a bad singer. Do you agree?
    Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
    not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.

  15. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    “Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.”
    — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

  16. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
    Me: Gravity, mom.

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Imagine getting married.
    After many months of planning,
    you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
    You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
    And every single person in that room over the age of 10
    Knows your getting laid

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Giving someone another chance
    is like giving them another bullet
    because they missed the first time

  19. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    I have this weird self-esteem
    issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.

  20. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    I wanna be a panda
    bear so 'freakin bad,


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