Clever Quotes

PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 3, 2016 2:32am UTC

I'm every
Cliche,
but I
simply do
it BEST.

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liomie362
posted a quote
March 20, 2016 3:52am UTC

Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar tastes sweet
you look good too
but the roses have wilted
the violets are dead
the sugar tastes bitter
and you've lost your head.

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Iceyy
posted a quote
April 17, 2015 11:16am UTC

Mom:- I want to drink milk
Son:- Sorry mom, milk is over -_-
Mom:- Do you know what I said? If you know, repeat it.
Son:- Okay? I want to drink milk?
Mom:- -makes drink milk- :D

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
October 16, 2014 7:52pm UTC

I'll make
your Past
Regret it's
Future...

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Ashleyray123
posted a quote
June 8, 2014 10:14pm UTC

Witty is either a place for clever people to share thier cleverness with others, or a place for people to not think for themselves at all, and share that with others
It's a place for original, poetic, individual people, with creative expression, and a talent for writing and poetry, and things no one else has thought of
Or a place for lazy people to share their talent in copying and pasting quotes and song lyrics and thoughts from other people, and failing in being original or thinking up anything themselves, sort of like most people's Tumblr pages
Just saying. Original is always better. We all have brains, why do only some people use theirs?

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
May 3, 2014 8:23am UTC

I wish I was clever as Emily from Revenge so that I can take revenge on everyone that I hate and do it undercover so that no-one would notice it was me!

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DJ*
posted a quote
April 26, 2014 12:40am UTC

"Every animal should live freely and happy on our Earth,
Every person should get along and respect each other
always no matter what race or color of skin and eyes.
These are two things I strongly believe in as an animal
rights activist and human rights activist. Cheers!"
~derekajames

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AtmosFEAR
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 5:39pm UTC

WHAT IF OXYGEN MAKES OUR VOICES DEEPER
AND HELIUM BRINGS IT BACK TO NORMAL

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MusicLover2769
posted a quote
March 4, 2014 7:28pm UTC

Why couldn't the English language spell "island" like "i land?"

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anime_lover
posted a quote
February 28, 2014 2:51pm UTC

Wearing gym stuff to the takeaway because you've been 4 nights in a row and you don't want them to think you're a fat tw.at... I am a sad act.

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Gpc11
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 5:31pm UTC

Girlfriend.....Girl friendThe difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 3:51pm UTC

I have more conversations in my head
than I do in real life

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Gpc11
posted a quote
February 22, 2014 9:09pm UTC

A good lie is a one that you can convincingly tell over and over again.It's re-lie-able.

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tired_of_living*
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 4:04pm UTC

I'm the ugly sister.
I'm the horrible daughter.
I'm not even the second choice.
I'm the 'left-over.'
I'm not the clever one.
I'm not the skinny one.
I'm the talentless one.
I'm the "why are you even here?"
I'm just not good enough.

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