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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2016 2:32am UTC
    I'm every
    but I
    simply do
    it BEST.

  2. liomie362 liomie362
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2016 3:52am UTC
    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    sugar tastes sweet
    you look good too
    but the roses have wilted
    the violets are dead
    the sugar tastes bitter
    and you've lost your head.

  3. Iceyy Iceyy
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2015 11:16am UTC
    Mom:- I want to drink milk
    Son:- Sorry mom, milk is over -_-
    Mom:- Do you know what I said? If you know, repeat it.
    Son:- Okay? I want to drink milk?
    Mom:- -makes drink milk- :D

  4. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    I'll make
    your Past
    Regret it's

  5. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 10:14pm UTC
    Witty is either a place for clever people to share thier cleverness with others, or a place for people to not think for themselves at all, and share that with others
    It's a place for original, poetic, individual people, with creative expression, and a talent for writing and poetry, and things no one else has thought of
    Or a place for lazy people to share their talent in copying and pasting quotes and song lyrics and thoughts from other people, and failing in being original or thinking up anything themselves, sort of like most people's Tumblr pages
    Just saying. Original is always better. We all have brains, why do only some people use theirs?

  6. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 8:23am UTC
    I wish I was clever as Emily from Revenge so that I can take revenge on everyone that I hate and do it undercover so that no-one would notice it was me!

  7. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 12:40am UTC
    "Every animal should live freely and happy on our Earth,
    Every person should get along and respect each other
    always no matter what race or color of skin and eyes.
    These are two things I strongly believe in as an animal
    rights activist and human rights activist. Cheers!"

  8. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 5:39pm UTC

  9. MusicLover2769 MusicLover2769
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 7:28pm UTC
    Why couldn't the English language spell "island" like "i land?"

  10. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 2:51pm UTC
    Wearing gym stuff to the takeaway because you've been 4 nights in a row and you don't want them to think you're a fat tw.at... I am a sad act.

  11. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 5:31pm UTC
    Girlfriend.....Girl friendThe difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".

  12. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    I have more conversations in my head
    than I do in real life

  13. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 9:09pm UTC
    A good lie is a one that you can convincingly tell over and over again.It's re-lie-able.

  14. tired_of_living* tired_of_living*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 4:04pm UTC
    I'm the ugly sister.
    I'm the horrible daughter.
    I'm not even the second choice.
    I'm the 'left-over.'
    I'm not the clever one.
    I'm not the skinny one.
    I'm the talentless one.
    I'm the "why are you even here?"
    I'm just not good enough.

  15. sabrinajw sabrinajw
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey and the wuteveritis still doesn't work! Any Idea's?

  16. glitter on my hands* glitter on my hands*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 11:51am UTC
    Oh, so you're gonna make your profile complicated so I can't unfollow you?
    Clever. Very clever.

  17. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 4:04pm UTC
    "In math we learn
    that you cannot bound Infinity, only touch it.

  18. babykay18 babykay18
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 7:00pm UTC
    Be happy. It drives people crazy. ;)

  19. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 9:39am UTC
    Go three days without your favorite thing.
    Then go three days without sleep.
    It turns out that sleep is your favorite thing.

  20. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 9:56am UTC
    Me: Mom you want any help?
    Mom: No sweetie..
    *5 minutes later*


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