Awkward Quotes

*Yours Truly*
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October 3, 2014 4:27pm UTC

Me: I don't think I'm bad with social situations. In fact, I'm usually pretty good.
Me: *In Public*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Did you know that vanilla pudding on a warm day in January is the sum of pi.

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trishafaye819
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October 1, 2014 3:08pm UTC

Who invented hugs?
Like the first hug would have been so awkward.
"Why are you holding me....!?"
"Shhh, trust me."

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Morgan*
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September 28, 2014 4:19pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you try tickling a
little kid
AND THEY ARENT
TICKLISH

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Vinita*
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September 10, 2014 6:38pm UTC

Wanting to kiss your bae but not knowing how:Hey I'm just gonna eat your faceI hope you don' need your cheek or anything

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PrimarilyParamore*
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September 9, 2014 8:52pm UTC

For all
the people
who complianing
about having
a unique
name that
you can
never find
it on
keychains or whatever,
Atleast your
name isn't
in really
sad songs
and/ or
in really
awkward,
rANDOM MOMENTS
LIKE MINE..
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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Vinita*
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September 7, 2014 7:36pm UTC

We're just two awkward beings looking for comfort in each others arms

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Morgan*
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September 1, 2014 9:49am UTC

That awkward moment when you're daydreaming and you smile like an ïðïöť, and then you realize you're in public.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
August 31, 2014 11:52am UTC

So I hear we get to go to
town this weekend.
Want to catch a movie or something?
-Z
P.S. That is, if Jimmy doesn't mind.
Gif taken by Zorox

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Morgan*
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August 25, 2014 12:34pm UTC

Sister: maybe Tyler will have to come with us next time. I think he should. You might have to sit togetherme: *laughs* no please don'tsister: why not?me: because h-sister: do you like him?me: *still laughing* what? No!sister: mom! Morgan likes Tyler!me: what the hell? I said no

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1mrsseguin9
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August 21, 2014 11:29pm UTC

When your parents try to set you up with their friends' kids

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Secret42
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August 12, 2014 11:49am UTC

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That awkward moment when you see a opened door that says
keep closed.
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format by fake_a_smile
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My quote,do not steal

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Ryouta*
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July 21, 2014 7:07pm UTC

One time in seventh grade.... I was doing jump rope in P.E. and my shorts fell off....

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julie_urzua
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July 19, 2014 3:35am UTC

I think my friend's little brother likes me and this isn't me being concieted because my friend and her little sister say it all the time I ignored it at first like you guys are crazy but today he was sniffing me o_o FULL ON SNIFFING MEHe's like a little brother to me so I just hope I'm imagining things.

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Cody Senpai :3*
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July 17, 2014 10:43pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you're too lazy to forward chain mail
so you die instead.

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dunner*
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July 15, 2014 6:34am UTC

*Riding in a friend's car listening to 5 seconds of summer while belting out lyrics*
Friend 1: You look so perfect standing there!
Friend 2: In my Americ-
Friend 3: AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR!!!!
Friend's dad: Wait what?! UNDERWEAR?
Four of us: Ummm uh
Me: *in my head* sh-t sh-t sh-t
Friend 1: Umm it's about how even though this girl wears some hideous looking clothes because come on american apparel.. umm she still looks awesome and that no matter what she wears she looks beautiful and the guy just wants to tell her that. The moral of the story is that no matter what girls wear they are still absolutely perfect even with their flaws or bad under garment choices and any guy would fall in love with her despite that.
Four of us: AMEN! Amen to that!
And that is the story of how we dodged an awkward interrogation and/or a ban from listening to our music from friend's dad.

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PirateChic97
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July 15, 2014 12:05am UTC

Last year I was sorted into Hufflepuff on Pottermore, I recently forgot my password so I just made a new account and was sorted into Slytherin. If that doesn't tell you how much I've changed in the past year, I don't know what will.
Do you have an account? What house are you lovely people in? :)

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