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me: *pulls up blanket and punches self in face*
me: *trips and falls over own feet*
me: *leans chair too far back and loses balance*
me: *trips up the stairs*
me: *uncoordinated arm movements while running*
me: *plays with pen in class, pen flies out of hand*
me: *pokes self in eye while applying mascara*

 
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me: *pulls up blanket and punches self in face* me: *trips and

553 faves · 9 comments · Feb 8, 2013 3:55am

BlackButterflies

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BlackButterflies


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funny · awkward · blackbutterflies

alana_p · 1 decade ago
I literally do all of these almost everyday
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Nikki Sixx* · 1 decade ago
I've done ALL of these xD Lmao!
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BehindEachSmile · 1 decade ago
This is my life on a daily basis
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LiveTheDream · 1 decade ago
Every.single.thing
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jessicachesu · 1 decade ago
follow me on twitter @jessicachesu
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audreylovesyou · 1 decade ago
my life explained right here.
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Zxcuiocatlover · 1 decade ago
Lol! Same XD
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AwkwardTouchTuesday · 1 decade ago
My dad came in my room at like one in the morning when I wasn't supposed to be using the laptop. I hid it under the covers and when he started asking me questions and I pulled the blanket up and punched myself in the face. He just shook his head and walked out.
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waallfl0wer · 1 decade ago
This is so me, omg
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