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dear tampon comericals,

I do not, surf croweds,
nor wear white jeans.
I dont have perfect skin and look skinny as shittt.
Or I do not wear a mini tight dress and go to the club.
Neither do I a bunch of back hand springs and front flips.
and my period does not feel like it dispear.

I simply lay in bed watch tv, and go on my laptop, while in sweats and a baggie tee, eating a gallon of ice cream in a day allong with a a couple , few, doezens, of choclete  bars and break out& look fat as ruckkkkk.
I think hershey&ben&jerrys have it right.

sincerly,
normal girls on there period.


 
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dear tampon comericals, I do not, surf croweds, nor wear white

296 faves · 11 comments · Aug 30, 2012 8:11pm

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loveyoux10000 · 1 decade ago
yall need to shutup about grammer

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envious* · 1 decade ago
I like the quote and everything but, you just killed me with your grammar. I can't even....
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yayrey · 1 decade ago
Thank u sooo much for using my format and keeping credit!!!!!!!! Please use my other formats as well if you like them!
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ThatsJustLifee · 1 decade ago
loveyoux0000- I never said the fact that shes on her period bothers me, the fact that she needed to announce it to everyone was unnecessary . No sh/t it happens.
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sofigarcia · 1 decade ago
omfg so many grammar and spelling mistakes. I can't.
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*한숨** · 1 decade ago
I do the stuff in the second paragraph on a daily basis.
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loveyoux10000 · 1 decade ago
Deadmau5- idgaf get over it.
Mexicanchicka- :/ no fun!
Thatsjustlifee- so does that bother you she's on her period? It happens
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ThatsJustLifee · 1 decade ago
vv No one needed to know ...
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MexicanChicka · 1 decade ago
Speaking of witch, I'm on my period right now! LOL.
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peaceloveloser · 1 decade ago
vv its because it changed some swears and stuff. hah thats really funny btw!
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Deadmau5 · 1 decade ago
dear god ur spelling makes me want to die
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