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THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
you want to invite the pizza guy in while you wait for your mom to get the money because it's cold outside, but you decide not to because he might be a rapist. So now your door's open, the cold air is coming in, and he's just standing outside, watching you.

 
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THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN you want to invite the pizza guy in while

27 faves · Dec 20, 2011 7:56pm

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