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1. zxw889
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2012 12:16am UTC
   Don't Cheat or It Won't Work !
   1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?
   Blue
   2. Your first initial?
   E
   3. Your month of birth?
   April
   4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
   White
   5. Your favorite number?
   8
   6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
   Flying
   7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
   Ocean
   8. Write down a wish (a realistic one or not. its ur life).
   That I can live happily ever after with my him :)
   (Don't cheat!) Answers:
   1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
   Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
   Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
   Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
   Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
   2. If your initial is:
   A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
   L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
   S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
   3. If you were born in:
   Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
   April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
   July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
   Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
   4. If you chose:
   Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
   White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
   5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
   6. If you chose:
   Flying: You like adventure.
   Driving: You are a laid back person.
   7. If you chose:
   Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
   Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
   8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday
   
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2. zxw889
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2012 12:38pm UTC
   Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this...God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God…drop everything and re-post it.
   
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3. zxw889
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 5:14pm UTC
   APPEARANCE:
   [] I am shorter than 5'4".
   [] I have many scars.
   [] I tan easily.
   [] I wish my hair was a different color.
   [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
   [] I have a tattoo.
   [] I wear glasses sometimes.
   [x] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
   [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
   [] I have more than 1 piercing
   [] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
   [x] I have freckles.
   FAMILY:
   [] I've sworn at my parents.
   [] I've run away from home.
   [] I've been kicked out of the house.
   [x] My actual parents are together.
   [] I have a sibling less than one year old.
   [x] I want to have kids someday.
   [x] I want to adopt someday.
   SCHOOL/WORK:
   [x] I'm in school.
   [ ] I have a job.
   [] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
   [x] almost always do my homework.
   [] I've missed a week or more of school.
   [] I failed more than 1 class last year.
   [] I've stolen something from my school.
   EMBARRASSMENT:
   [] I've fell in public.
   [] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
   [] Disney movies still make me cry.
   [x] I've snorted while laughing.
   [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
   [x] I've glued my hand to something.
   [] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
   HEALTH:
   [] I was born with a disease/impairment.
   [] I've broken a bone.
   [] I've had my tonsils removed.
   [] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
   [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
   [] I had a serious surgery.
   [] I've had chicken pox.
   [x] I have/had asthma.
   EXPERIENCES:
   [x] I've gotten lost in my town
   [x] I've seen a shooting star.
   [x] I've wished on a shooting star.
   [] I've seen a meteor shower.
   [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
   [] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
   [] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
   [] I've been skydiving.
   [] I've gone skinny dipping.
   [] I've played spin the bottle.
   [] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
   [] I've crashed a car.
   [] I've been skiing.
   [x] I've been in a play.
   [] I've met someone in person from the internet.
   [] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
   [] I've sat on a roof top.
   [x] I've played a prank on someone.
   [] I've rode in a taxi.
   [] I've eaten Sushi.
   [] I've been snowboarding.
   RELATIONSHIPS:
   [] I've gone on a blind date.
   [x] I miss someone right now.
   [x] I have a fear of abandonment.
   [] I've gotten divorced.
   [x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
   [] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
   [] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
   [x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
   [] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
   HONESTY:
   [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
   [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
   [] I've snuck out of my house.
   [] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
   [] I am keeping a secret from the world.
   [x] I've cheated while playing a game.
   [x] I've cheated on a test.
   [] I've been suspended from school.
   BAD TIMES:
   [x] I've consumed alcohol
   [] I regularly drink.
   [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
   [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
   [] I take anti-depressants.
   [] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
   [] I've hurt myself on purpose.
   [x] I've went to bed crying.
   
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4. zxw889
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 12:59am UTC
   Quiz Timee! (:
   Name: Elaina
   Age: 15
   Single or taken: Sorta single... if that makes any sense...
   Gender: Ggirl
   Birthday: April 15
   Siblings: Younger sister
   Hair color: Brown
   Eye color: Brown
   Height: 5'10'' aka: too tall
   R E L A T I O N S H I P S
   Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: straight
   Who are your best friends?: Shealey
   You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: nope
   F A S H I O N | S T U F F
   Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: Forever 21, Charlotte Russe, Papaya
   Any tattoos or piercings?: Ears, one in each
   What is your most comfortable outfit?: Yoga pants and a shirt with lots of spandex in it :)
   What do you usually wear?: chlothes...?
   S P E C I F I C S
   Do you do drugs?: No!
   What kind of shampoo do you use?: Pantene
   What are you most scared of?: I really have no idea... lots of things I guess...
   What are you listening to right now?: Nothing
   Who is the last person that you called?: My mom
   Who is the last person that called you?: My mom
   Where do you want to get married?: My church
   What would you change about yourself?: Take away my freckles, and make me 4 inches shorter
   F A V O R I T E S
   Colors: Pink
   Foods: When i'm feeling like I don't care wtf I look like: Pasta, bread
   When I do care wtf I look like: Baby carrots!!!!
   Drinks: Milk, water, orange and apple juice.
   Movies: Dispicable Me and princess Diaries!
   Songs: 1D, Taylor Swift, Call Me Maybe, Wild Ones, Dance Again
   Celebraties: I'm not really into celebraties that much...
   H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
   Given anyone a bath?: The little three year old boy I babysit...
   Smoked?: Never
   Bungee jumped?: No
   Made yourself throw up?: I try all the time, but I have no gag reflex...so...
   Skinny dipped?: Nope
   Ever been in love?: Well I thought I was, but looking back, I wasn't
   Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Of course!
   Cried when someone died?: duh...
   Lied?: Who hasn't.
   Fallen for your best friend?: Yah, my best guy friend...
   Used someone?: No...wait...sorta...
   Done something you regret?: yes.
   L A S T | P E R S O N
   You left a message for: Shealey
   You texted: Shealey
   You cuddled with: *sigh* idk
   A R E | Y O U
   Understanding: Yes very. I'm like the therapist in my group lol.
   Open-minded: Sometimes....
   Insecure: Very
   Hungry: No
   Smart : Kinda
   Moody: Sometimes
   Organized: YES!
   Healthy: well... I try to be
   Difficult: To my parents: yes, to everyone else: no
   Angry: no
   Sad: not right now...
   Happy: not in particular, just kinda meh right now
   Hyper: no
   Trusting: depends on who you are... but mostly yes. although when you say "don't tell anyone" my bestfriend doesn't count :)
   
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5. zxw889
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2011 6:54pm UTC
   A dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this, remember god saw you read this
   
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6. zxw889
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 12:10pm UTC
   Best Website Ever
   http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/32oFJ5/www.millan.net/funp/cards/you2.swf
   it makes you feel good inside :)
   nmf
   
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7. zxw889
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 10:17am UTC
   girl : Am I pretty?
   Boy : NO.
   Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
   Boy : NO.
   Girl : Would you cry if I walked away?
   Boy : NO.
   She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away,
   tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
   Boy : Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to
   be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
   And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE.
   (Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me.
   (Girl whispers) : I will.
   Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they
   love you. Something good will happen to you
   between 1-4 pm. Tomorrow it could be anywhere.
   Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you
   don't post this to 5 other pages. You will have
   relationship problems for the next 10 years\
   
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8. zxw889
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2011 5:35pm UTC
   Anyone want to be my witty
   Best Friend
   Someone that I can text every day,
   And tell all my secrets to?
   Comment if you want to be witty best friends :)
   
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9. zxw889
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2011 3:39pm UTC
   Anyone want to be my witty
   Best Friend
   Someone that I can text every day,
   And tell all my secrets to?
   
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10. zxw889
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day
    
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11. zxw889
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    I just got a tumblr and i need more people to follow! Comment your tumblr name, and I'll follow you! I'm remembering--tomorrow.tumblr.com
    Format By: zxw889
    
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12. zxw889
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    Honestly Survey ッ
    Honestly, are you in love right now? no. i was untill like 2 weeks ago though
    Honestly, what color is your underwear? light blue
    Honestly, what's on your mind right now? HOMECOMING IS TONIGHT!!
    Honestly, what are you doing right now? taking this survey..
    Honestly , what did you do today? uhhh, watched tv, did chores, did hw, witty
    Honestly, do you think you are attractive? sometimes..
    Honestly, have you done something bad today? yes, and its only the morning
    Honestly, do you watch Disney channel? of course!
    Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? Yes
    Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time? laughing, school, friends, sister, dance
    Honestly , do you bite your nails? yeah
    Honestly, what is your mood right now? excited!!
    Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment? eh, not really anybody
    Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret? yes
    Honestly, do you hate someone right now? umm.. kinda
    Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now? no one
    Honestly, do your wrists hurt? no..
    Honestly, are you in denial? most likely
    Honestly, is it easier to talk on Facebook than in person? yesssss
    Honestly , does anyone like you? yes
    Honestly , is it going anywhere with them? eh, probably not
    Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly? yes
    yes yes
    
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13. zxw889
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    this is an amazingsurvey:
    1. Would you rather be called baby or babe?
    Baby
    2. Would you rather be doing this survey or watching television?
    Doing this survey, i love surveys :)
    3. How are you feeling today?
    Excited, busy
    4. What is on your bed right now?
    Just blankets an pillows
    5. What are you looking forward to?
    HOMECOMING TONIGHT!!!!
    6. What is he/she doin right now?
    I have forced myself not to care anymore, so i dont know
    9. When will you smile?
    The next time i want to...
    TheThen
    
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14. zxw889
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    Fun Quiz #1
    What is the youngest age you can remember back to?
    When I was 3
    What sports are you trying out for this year?
    I dance on ballet and pointe at a studio. so no sports at school
    Did you wear your hair in a ponytail today?
    Yes. I only do on the weekends
    Who do you have on speed dial?
    IDK, i never use it...
    What colors do you like to paint your toenails?
    Super sparkly pink :)
    Would it be cool to learn how to DJ at a club?
    Not really
    Where are you going to be three hours from now?
    Getting ready for HOMECOMING!!!!!
    What job would you NEVER take, even as a last resort?
    Trash man
    If you broke your computer, would you be able to fix it on your own?
    Maybe.. depends on the damage but I am good at that stuff
    If someone looked in your closet, how would they judge your style?
    Cute, sometimes sophisticated, colorfull
    What was the sh*ttiest hotel you’ve ever stayed at and why?
    uh, this one in Idahoe. Our friends recomended it and it was terrible
    Have you ever gone on a boat and been sick the whole time?
    No,i dont get seasick
    Did you get a good sleep last night?
    Yah, i did actually. I wont tonight cause its homecoming then a sleepover :)
    What is the weather like outside?
    68 degrees, it will be a pretty nice day today
    If someone makes a spelling or grammar mistake, do you ignore or correct?
    uh, deepneds. i always correct it on school stuff. and if its not a big mistake in texting or something i just leave it
    Do oversized sunglasses actually look good on you?
    well, i wear decent sixed ones. but not those giant ray bans, those look stupid on everyone (no offense)
    What is the most overrated thing in the world?
    Hawaii. Sorry, nut it was sorta a disappointment this summer
    Have you heard any completely untrue rumors about yourself lately?
    No, no one ever starts rumor about me. idk why..
    What is one word to describe your room?
    always clean
    If you found a wallet filled with cash on the street, what would you do with it?
    try to find the owner
    Have you ever kept something from the wild as a pet?
    two tortoises, but it wasnt like i took them out of the wild or anything
    What grades do/did you usually get in school?
    A's
    What is the worst lie you’ve told and gotten away with?
    it was like a whole web of lies that i told for about a year. its been a couple years since then and still no one knows that they were lies
    Do your parents try to plan out your future for you?
    sometimes
    Do you think that surveys are a huge waste of time?
    no. the're fun. i love them :)
    Are you embarrassed to talk about stuff with your dad?
    sometimes
    
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15. zxw889
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 10:04am UTC
    90% of people marry their
    7th - 12th grade love. ♥
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
    
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16. zxw889
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 10:04am UTC
    If you love your mum copy and paste this into a quote. One girl didn't and her mum died 365 days later. ♥
    
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17. zxw889
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    This is my second format!! Making formats is so much fun!! I am taking requests for formats. Leave a comment if you would like me to make you a format! Feel free to use this format, just please leave the credit :)
    Format By: zxw889
    
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18. zxw889
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    This is my first format!! Feel free to use it, just leave the credit! Thanks!
    Format By: zxw889
    
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19. zxw889
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 3:47pm UTC
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20. zxw889
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    ☆ On On September 15th☆
    Everyone write
    Witty <3
    on you hand, so we can identify each other as we walk!
    Please favorite this so that it can become a top quote, and everyone will be able to find out about our Witty day :)
    This was my idea, thanks to everyone who has been faving and reposting these so that all can see :)
    
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