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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    If you wanna get with me
    There's some things you gotta know
    I like my notifications high and my hate down low
    HATE HATE HATE DOWN LOW HATE HATE HATE DOWN LOW

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    In my bedroom at night.
    Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~
    Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
    Me: Uh....what's that....?!
    Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
    Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
    Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!

  3. tumblrwittyfacebook tumblrwittyfacebook
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    you didn't love her
    because you don't destroy
    the person that you l o v e

  4. tumblrwittyfacebook tumblrwittyfacebook
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    the scariest thing about distance
    is that you don't know
    whether they'll miss you
    or forget you
    - Nicholas sparks

  5. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    And even though, there’s no way in knowing where to go, promise I’m going because
    I gotta get outta here
    I’m stuck inside this rut that I fell into by mistake
    I gotta get outta here
    And I’m begging You,
    I’m begging You,
    I’m begging You to be my escape.♥

  6. Keisha John* Keisha John*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    How normal people flirt:
    Hey there handsome
    How I flirt:
    If you were a tree, you'd be a good tree.
    *winks akwardly*

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 11:25am UTC
    Here's some serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits.
    Don't try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest a.ssholes when they've had enough.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    if you think
    I’m attractive, you probably have the world’s lowest standards

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    it’s so strange
    that autumn is so beautiful,
    but everything is really dying...

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    let us have a moment of silence
    for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

  11. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Ironically one of the most
    "jocked" quotes on Witty is quotes about jocked quotes.

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    If it's true that you are what you eat
    I would totally eat Beyoncé.

  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Me: ~sees cat outside my door~
    Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~
    Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets cat~
    Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and runs out of the room~
    REJECTED
    © format by: h0peful

  14. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    What is the point of this life?
    I think about this all the time. Like, why am I living? Why am I spending 17 years of my life doing education and then working my whole entire life? And then dying... do you think there's another greater life after this? Maybe this little 'earth life' thing is just a test or something, and it will determine something much greater after I die...

  15. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Humans are way too smart.
    We know to much. We understand the way things are created and why living things do things they do and much much much more, and that's scary. We have theories of how our universe is created, and it's kind of ruining our lives. We're too familiar with the theories and facts and it takes away the mystery, therefore taking away alot of our imaginations and worrying about unecessary things, like the origin of our universe or where we go after we die. We can't live in the present, we can't apprechaite anything. We are always thinking about the future and the past.

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Oops I accidentally
    discovered the Internet and kissed my social life goodbye what do I do now

  17. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    At my last choir concert, my mom (suprisingly) came.
    one of my favorite friends were there, and she dies her hair tons of colors. My mom saw her, and after the show, she told me that my friend was insecure. I told my mom that that was just her character, just who she was. She is tiered of the haters, so she gives them a choice- know her for who she is or hate her for it, but they have to accept her either way. My friend is on witty all the time, and i know she'll see it. I love you for who you are, and i'll tell off my own mother for you. i dedicate my first quote to you. Be strong, we love you.

  18. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Last night I started crying because
    it literally just hit me that the person i'm deeply in love with will never like me back.
    This boy in my grade... he's so amazing. I'm completely in love. I think about him all the time. I've probably made about two thousand different scenes in my head with him.. I've taken all of this time to imagine him and me together but i'll never happen. What a waste of precious time.

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    I have psychic dreams?
    For example, last night I had a dream about this one boy last night that I don't even know I just know his name and that he's in my grade. In my dream, he was wearing a green shirt with tan shorts and white sneakers. Today, I go to school and he's the exact same outfit- green shirt, tan shorts, and white sneakers!
    And then a couple weeks I had a veryyyyy strange dream about a bunch a boys being orphans and selling newspapers and dancing, like it was totally random, right? And then, once again, today in 6th hour we watched a movie called Newsies and as soon as the movie started it was THE EXACT SAME SCENE IN MY DREAM. I have never even heard of this movie ever!
    I get these kinds of dreams quote often, actually. Strange fortune telling dreams.. what does it mean?

  20. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    Me watching Up at school:
    Me: Aww there's that cute little girl that becomes his wife
    Me: Aw now she's a teenager
    Me: Now they're married, that was fast
    Me: Woah now they're really old. They're so cute together though
    Me: Aw that was cute how he bought her a plane ticket to Paradise Falls
    Me: Omg there's the part where she falls... and dies... at the hospital..
    Me: Don't cry don't cry i'm not crying don't cry
    Me: I've already seen this movie 1,000 times DON'T CRY NOT HERE
    Me: WHY AM I CRYING

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