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  1. XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    I can't go to school mom,
    the blankets have accepted me
    as one of their own
    and if I leave now
    I might lose their trust.

  2. allyluvu allyluvu
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    My diet plan:
    Make cakes for all my friends; the fatter they get, the thinner I look...

  3. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Stop insulting music that I like
    or you can be mentally pushed off a cliff by me. :')


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