yabster01

yabster01
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 3:43am UTC

That awful moment
when you have a
crush on a guy who is
way out of your
league.

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yabster01
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May 29, 2012 6:44am UTC

Me is in a relationship with Niall Horan
♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
because Zayn is taken :)

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yabster01
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May 24, 2012 4:03am UTC

this happened to me after school today :)
harry (the guy i mention in an earlier quote when he picked up the pee)
My friend dares me to ask for his apple core (he was eating an apple)
*we see him coming back from the bin WITHOUT the apple core*
*i run up to him*
me: hey where did you put that apple core?
him: you don't want to eat that...
me: just tell me where it is please.
him: in the bin
he walks away confused as i run to the bin.
meanwhile my friend talks to him.
Him: she likes apples alot
Friend: yeah she is a bit special like that. but she goes deeper.
him: uh... ok
i come back and his little brother gives me a dirty look. :P

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yabster01
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May 20, 2012 4:50am UTC

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Lol, this just happened to me.
*commented on my own quote*
*went back to top quotes*
1 MINUTE LATER
"ooh i have a notification!"
...it was my comment...
silly Yabster!
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yabster01
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 4:28am UTC

One Direction fact #9425834873
...Yes i did just enter in a random number...

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yabster01
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May 20, 2012 4:25am UTC

One direction fact #1263
Niall Horan is left handed

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yabster01
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 5:20am UTC

Roses are red
My name is Dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave

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yabster01
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 8:15pm UTC

GETTING MY FIRST
ONE DIRECTION POSTER
TODAY!
not my format.

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yabster01
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May 11, 2012 4:05am UTC

The worst threat as a kid is "IM TELLING GOD ON YOU" we tried that on a little kid today and she replied with "I'll tell Justin Beiber on you!"
....Kids have changed....

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yabster01
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May 11, 2012 3:58am UTC

"Sports guy chest bump."
"no cam I don-"
"sports guy chest bump!"
Fave if you know where this is from

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yabster01
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May 11, 2012 3:46am UTC

Ha! This really happened in my school today!
in the Foyer
*5 year old girl wets herself*
*teacher puts paper towel over it and takes her to get cleaned up*
LATER ON
our class is told to clean up the foyer
*guy in our class picks up paper towel*
*doesnt seem to notice it is soaking wet*
girl in my class laughs and says "you do know what that is, right?"
guy,"no what is it?"
girl,"pee!"
guy pauses and says,"ewwwww" and runs to the bin.

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yabster01
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May 10, 2012 7:10am UTC

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
It's just that yours is stupid.

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yabster01
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May 9, 2012 6:03am UTC

that awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think your stupid

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yabster01
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May 9, 2012 5:35am UTC

Teacher: I have a fun project for you guys! :D
Me: oh no really, I'm bursting with joy -__-

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