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  1. Swaggie212 Swaggie212
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    Knock knock!
    whos there?
    hannah toomey is a poser

  2. Swaggie212 Swaggie212
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    HANNAH TOOMEY WEARS OSIRUSES

  3. Swaggie212 Swaggie212
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    HANNAH TOOMEY LISTENS TO AVRIL LEVIGNE

  4. Swaggie212 Swaggie212
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:30pm UTC
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  5. Swaggie212 Swaggie212
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    me: do u evn sweghannah: wut is sweg?evry1: lol r u dumbhannah: wut did i do rong!!!*shakes head in dispair**hannah begins to breakdance*

  6. Swaggie212 Swaggie212
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    hannah toomey spanks her dad

  7. Swaggie212 Swaggie212
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    me; hannah whats wronghannah; i dropped my swagevry1: r u kiddinghannahs mum: u rnt a toomey lol u r a disgrace *hannah parasails out window**collides with tree**is paralyzed*

  8. Swaggie212 Swaggie212
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    hannah: wen ken we hangoutevery1: nvr lol u r so wierdhannah; k *slips into coma*

  9. swagonyourdad swagonyourdad
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    knock knock
    whos there
    olivia bissanti
    has aids

  10. swagonyourdad swagonyourdad
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    me: um can u evn dougie? lolz u hav 0% swegolivia: *cryin* tech meh how 2 dougie?me: lolz kk *strts to dougie and breaks neck*

  11. swagonyourdad swagonyourdad
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:44pm UTC
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  12. swagonyourdad swagonyourdad
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    olivia bissanti likes to get it in with taz

  13. swagonyourdad swagonyourdad
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    olivia once has osiris's and thought she was emo and took artsy pics in the woods

  14. IamBritishBoy IamBritishBoy
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    What do you call it when Miley Cirus falls off the stage?...
    Hoe-Down

  15. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    prettiEst girl's
    on witty?
    ♥every. single. one. of. you.♥

  16. littlepiggy littlepiggy
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.

  17. niki12354 niki12354
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    danielle, i want your boyfriend
    lottie, i want your brother
    anne, i want your son
    bradford, i want your boy
    nando's, i want your lover

  18. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    throwing fertilizer at people who
    need to grow up.

  19. jsloveforever jsloveforever
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Looking at 1D in homeroom,
    My teacher says: "What are they called? The fruitloops?
    I almost peed my pants laughing.

  20. hollisterbeach hollisterbeach
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:55pm UTC
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