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  1. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC
    My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
    BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
    Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
    BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
    BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
    Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

    posted a quote
    February 11, 2015 7:53pm UTC
    I refuse to believe that Witty can die. I don't care how much people say that Witty is dying or that it's unpopular. I get that there's not much activity, but Witty for me has been life saving, and one day, it'll help others too. And Witty will never die.

  4. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2015 10:53pm UTC
    I wanna get lost in the graveyard of my mind,Cause that's where true life is.

  5. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2015 10:57pm UTC
    Your mind is an old book,Ripping at the seams,Missing pages,But priceless.

  6. hilife hilife
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2015 1:34am UTC
    I MISS HIM..
    I think of all the little things we did.
    like when i would crawl into bed with you and cuddle up
    to you. like when we would press our foreheads together and we would both have one starnge large eyeball. like when we would just spend a day cuddling on the couch watching tv snd nothing else. like when you would cook me grilled cheese sandwhiches. like when you would kiss my forehead just because you knew i loved it.
    i think of all these things offten and just the thought of it brings me to tears because i miss it so bad.
    like tonight it seems i should still be there with you crawling into bed with you at this very moment cuddling up to you.
    -Love You .

  7. fvckingbby fvckingbby
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2015 2:35am UTC

    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 11:50pm UTC
    Shhhh let me borrow your name so I can put my last name beside it 🌹saying what i feel feeling what i say

    posted a quote
    November 25, 2014 11:20pm UTC
    The sun is gone.The moon cries. I'm alone, sad.

  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2014 9:38pm UTC

    You were unsure of which pain was worse: the shock of what happened, or the ache for what never will.

  12. thestorynofar* thestorynofar*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 11:06am UTC
    © format by jannette
    Format by jannette // _Jannette | cocakoala
    Lies spread like your legs did.

  13. Snowwe Snowwe
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    I have cancer.
    And you know what?
    I don't know exactly how much time I have left,
    But I'll spend those moments carefully.
    I won't be depressed.
    I won't be upset that I'm dying.
    I'll live life to the fullest.

  14. lemon* lemon*
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    One night, the moon said to me,
    "If he makes you cry,
    why don't you leave him?"
    I paused for a while,
    then looked back at the moon,
    and said,
    "Moon, will you ever leave your sky?"

  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. wanderlust* wanderlust*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2014 10:55am UTC
    * * *
    sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I'm missing out right now, and all the people I'm not close to anymore, and all the good times that'll never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who've forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that's kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
    * * *

  17. Bee Bee
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 11:52pm UTC
    Remember when pencil sharpeners
    were just for pencils?

  18. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 11:11am UTC
    It's like you're screaming, and no one can hear
    You almost feel ashamed
    That someone could be that important
    That without them, you feel like nothing
    No one will ever understand how much it hurts
    You feel hopeless; like nothing can save you
    And when it's over, and it's gone
    You almost wish that you could have all that bad stuff back
    So that you could have the good

  19. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    basically my mood every day:
    how about no
    can u not
    get a life
    honestly are you that dumb
    i'm done
    get out
    go home
    is it possible to die of stupidity exposure
    get away from me peasant

  20. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    Does anyone remember the old witty?
    Not the really old witty, just a few years ago..
    When top quotes got 1,000+ faves?
    When we didn't get so p/ssed at each other?
    When opinions and vents were allowed?
    When quotes didnt have to be funny to get some faves?
    Well, I do. Sigh.


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