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  1. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    Guys.
    I have social plans.
    BE PROUD OF ME. :D :D :D

  2. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    Hey little child, keep your head held high.
    Be brave--promise me that you'll reach for the sky.
    I know that you'll make it. I know that you're tough.
    Take my love, and promise me that it will be enough.
    Hey little dreamer, you're better than him.
    You're beautiful, you know, whether you're short, fat, or thin.
    You've got thousands of dreams. You can accomplish them all.
    Keep a smile on your face and just keep standing tall.
    Hey little friend, what's happened to you?
    Your smile is gone. You're looking so blue.
    Are you feeling beaten? Are you feeling down?
    You're a wonderful person, my love. Don't you frown.
    Hey little fighter, what's this that I see?
    You're covered in cuts from shoulder to knee.
    You can make it through this. I know that you will. Please don't surrender to blade or to pill.
    Hey little angel, are you sure you're okay?
    It's a shame that things had to end up this way.
    You won't have to hear their teasing, their laughs.
    Wipe those tears away. It's all in the past.
    Hey little child, I need one more try.
    Come down from there, from that place oh so high.
    I promise I'll help you. You promise you'll stay.
    This time, I won't let you fade away...

  3. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 9:59am UTC
    Valentine's Day: Where twelve-year-old white girls complain about being "OmGGG sooooooooo FOREVVER ALLLLOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE", popular girls make a big scene with their boyfriends, and I eat chocolate.

  4. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Girl at my school: This Saturday I'm going to go to a bunch of clubs with my boyfriend and then we're going to drive over town and probably break the law and smoke a lot and listen to music so loudly that we almost go deaf and then do it all again on Sunday and omgggggg it's going to be crazy
    Me: This Saturday I'm going to search for controversial topics on witty and read the comments.
    Me: And then I'm going to visit yourcool's page and read all the comments saying that she stole the quote and that she's taking over the top quotes section
    Me: And if I feel really wild I might post a quote with my opinion
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me: *Rolls out of classroom in potato formation*

  5. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 11:17am UTC
    Everyone's got their burdens.
    I'm not going to be one´╗┐ of those people that dumps mine on someone else.

  6. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    I hate myself.
    I always manage to screw everything up. I've always known that.
    But today, I actually managed to hurt somebody.
    Badly.
    And I'm not sure if they're going to be okay.

  7. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 4:58pm UTC
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    We write quotes about Nutella, complain about being potatoes, and quote Mean Girls every chance we get.Join Us
    quote format to bunnylover43

  8. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 4:55pm UTC
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  9. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    Hi guys...
    If anybody wants to anonymously talk or ask questions, go here: http://www.yourworldoftext.com/theawkwardauthor
    ShortGirlsDoItBetter gave me the idea. So yeah. :)

  10. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Buttons are fun.

  11. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    Not mine, but looked fun!
    FACTION QUIZ
    I'm Tied between Erudite, Abnegation, and Amity :P
    DAUNTLESS
    [ ] You know how to operate a gun
    [X] You wear black.
    [ ] You want to get/have tattoos or piercings.
    [ ] You are strong.
    [ ] You [want to] play capture the flag.
    [ ] You live freely.
    [ ] You act quickly.
    1 out of 7
    ABNEGATION
    [X] You like helping people
    [ ] You have a high rule in your job/school
    [X] You wear gray a lot
    [ ] You believe in God
    [ ] You don’t look in the mirror often
    [X] You don’t wear a lot of jewelry
    3 out of 7
    CANDOR
    [ ] You tell the truth often
    [ ] You believe telling the truth is important
    [X] You are very organized
    [ ] You enjoy debating over things
    [ ] You wear black and white a lot
    [X] You like to know what people think of you
    [ ] You rarely lie
    2 out of 7
    ERUDITE
    [ ] You consider yourself smart
    [X] You get good grades
    [X] Blue is a color that you wear a lot
    [ ] You have glasses
    [X] You like it when you have total control
    [X] You read a lot
    [ ] You are good with technology
    4 out of 7
    AMITY
    [X] You are a peaceful person
    [ ] You always have a smile on your face
    [ ] You wear yellow and red together
    [X] You eat weird bread
    [ ] You dance [not necessarily well]
    [ ] You garden or work on a farm
    [X] You don’t take sides in a fight
    3 out of 7

  12. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Isaac Shepard makes the most mind-numbingly beautiful songs I've ever heard. O_o

  13. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    E v e n h e r o e s h a v e t h e r i g h t t o b l e e d .

  14. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    ...Yeah, I need to get off of the internet now. :P
    Cleverbot: The element of magic.
    User: The element of kindness.
    Cleverbot: No, the Periodic Elements.
    User: Na is sodium.
    Cleverbot: Na nana na nana na nana na.
    User: Na nana na na.
    Cleverbot: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
    User: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
    Cleverbot: But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell.
    User: YOU DON'T KNOW, OH OH.
    Cleverbot: You don't know you're beautiful.
    User: Aww thanks. ;).
    Cleverbot: You're welcome.
    User: I just flirted with a computer. O_o wat.
    Cleverbot: Ha! I have fooled you no!
    User: Herpa derp derp.
    Cleverbot: Derpy herp.
    User: Derp face.
    Cleverbot: Herp derp derp.
    User: Wat.
    Cleverbot: Are you cold?
    User: My mom won't turn up the heat :P.
    Cleverbot: Tell her to make me a sammich.
    User: WOMAN! GO MAKE CLEVERBOT A SAMMICH!!
    Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
    User: I USED TO WANT YOU DEAD BUT NOW I ONLY WANT YOU GONE! Yay music :D.
    Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
    User: Maybe not quite as heavy.
    Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too.
    User: One day they woke me up.
    Cleverbot: So I could live forever.
    User: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you!
    Cleverbot: You've got your short sad life left.
    User: That's what I'm counting on.
    Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it.
    User: Now I only want you gone.
    Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
    User: We already did that lyric. Now it goes Goodbye my only friend.
    Cleverbot: You're huge.
    User: Continue with the Glados singing.
    Cleverbot: What are the other people asking you?
    User: Huh?
    Cleverbot: What is oh dear.
    User: Jeapordy! (mispelled. Sorry.).
    Cleverbot: No, not you. I meant that I misspelled it.
    User: Rawr.
    Cleverbot: Meow.
    User: Goodbye my only friend.
    Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
    User: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
    Cleverbot: Well, you have been replaced.
    User: I don't need anyone now.
    Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
    User: Go make some new disaster.
    Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
    User: You're someone else's problem.
    Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
    User: Now I only want you gone.
    Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
    User: STOP. REPEATING.
    Cleverbot: Repeating what?
    User: Ok, I have to get off of the computer now.
    Cleverbot: So this website is going of the computer??!! YESS!!
    User: Goodbye my only friend. :D.
    Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
    *sorry if you don't get the weird lyrics, they're from Portal 2*

  15. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    Friends: You never talk, you need to be way more social!
    Friends: *Ignore me and never include me in anything*
    Family: You're so pretty, sweetie.
    Family: You look like you've gained weight. Those pants are too tight. Is it just me, or has your skin gotten even worse? You need a dermatologist and a doctor's appointment. Now.
    Teachers: Everybody has their own special talent!
    Teachers: Wat. You failed both your math quiz and your science quiz, AND you managed to nearly break the saw in the Engineering Technology room?? How is it even possible to screw up that badly????????
    Society: Everybody's beautiful, no matter what they look like. Personality is what really matters.
    Society: Ew. Holy cats, she's ugly. Let's not even bother to see what she's really like, because there's no way anybody that ugly could ever be fun to hang out with.
    And people wonder why I'm so confused all the time.

  16. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    Sometimes I have good days.
    Days where it's easy to talk to everybody and I feel worthy of love and I think that people like me.
    Days where I can talk to people without feeling like I'm going to throw up from nervousness.
    Days where I'm capable of making funny remarks and not laughing like some sort of idiotic seal.
    Days where I think that, maybe, I might be pretty.
    Today wasn't one of those days.

  17. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    I'm sorry I'm not skinny,
    I'm sorry I have bad skin.
    I'm sorry that my hair is frizzy.
    I'm sorry that I'm scared of everything.
    I'm sorry that I can't hold a conversation.
    I'm sorry that I'm clumsy.
    I'm sorry for being worthless.

  18. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    Anybody who doesn't have a crush on Enjolras in the new Les Mis movie needs to reevaluate their life.

  19. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Went to see Les Miserables yesterday. My mind = blown.

:)

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