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Status: Nothing gets better than this(:

Member Since: 10 Oct 2011 05:12pm

Last Seen: 10 Jun 2013 12:10am

Birthday: September 5

Location: Neverland

Gender: F

user id: 225758

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Nicole Marie/thirteen/Directioner
Hey there, As you can see my name is Nicole and I'm thirteen. My birthday is on September 5th, but you probably already saw that up there^. I'm really fun and outgoing and I love my friends and family to death. (+) laughing, wifi, cheerleading, volleyball, being with friends, texting, reading, shower singing, being loud, having a good time, summer, poptarts, vitamin water, Taylor Swift, One Direction, Rags(look it up), Boys Like Girls, Fun., Facebook, pandas, monkeys, Awkward., MTV, music (-) liars, mean people, salad, preasure, ultimatums. Follow me if you want to and I'll follow back(: 
  1. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    I'll be your crying shoulder,
    I'll be love's suicide
    I'll be better when I'm older,
    I'll be the greatest fan of your life

  2. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    Teen Wolf

  3. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    Your so excited about a facebook notification, and then you realize it's just someone poking you
    nmf

  4. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Zayn: I think you got a bit of a dandruff problem.
    Louis: *shakes salt out of hair*
    Harry&Niall: UGHH!
    Liam: Ugh, Head and Shoulders, PLEASE
    I LOVE THESE BOYS<3

  5. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    Where are all the sour patch parents?

  6. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 11:55pm UTC
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    Sorry. Spilled my Doritos.

  7. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    I'm at school right now and my friend Megan is like our resident gum dealer and she just threw a bunch of gum on the floor and my classroom became the arena in The Hunger Games.....
    nmf

  8. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Who remembers Alexander Ludwig
    who plays Cato in the Hunger Games,
    as
    Tony from
    Race To Which Mountain?
    mind=blown
    nmf

  9. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Katniss: Tomorrow's a hunting day.
    Peeta: I won’t be much help with that, I’ve never hunted before
    Katniss: I’ll kill and you cook, And you can always gather.
    Peeta: I wish there was some sort of bread bush out there.
    Oh Peeta :)

  10. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Katniss:
    "What about you? I've seen you in the market. You can life hundred pound bags of flour," I snap at him "Tell him that. That's not nothing"
    Peeta:
    "Yes, and I'm sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people."
    Gotta Love Peeta <3
    nmf

  11. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:34am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your in the car with your mom and an expicit song comes on so you just sit there like "so....how's the weather?"
    nmf

  12. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    My heart beat:
    Phone in hand
    ---^----^----^----^----^---
    Phone dropping
    -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^----
    Phone broken :(
    -------------------------------
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    j a y c i e c u t i e 0 1 ' s f o r m a t

  13. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Right now im at school and my teacher
    is awkwardly staring at me......I
    think she knows I'm on witty ;)

  14. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Fave if you are and will forever be a Lovatic
    <3
    nmf

  15. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Fave if you remember Miranda Cosgrove
    from iCarly as Megan from Drake and Josh
    nmf

  16. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    Fave if you remember
    "Amanda PLEEEEEESE"
    nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    In my perfect world:
    Me:I'm hungry, honey go make me a sandwich.
    Husband:Fine, ham or turkey?
    nmf

  18. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    I tried setting fire to rain today.
    I don't think me and Adele have to same lighter...
    nmf/found on facebook

  19. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf
    found it on Facebook
    © jayciecutie01

  20. teamjacob13 teamjacob13
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    That awkward girl moment
    when you don't want to put your sweatshirt on because you just did your hair and are afriad to mess it up <3
    nmf

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