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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    do you guys realize
    we can change our lives any time we want
    like you can just go ahead and travel the world,
    stop eating meat,
    shave your head,
    start running,
    tell that person you hate why you hate them so much,
    confess your love to someone
    and kiss them unexpectedly
    like w hy don’t we do that?

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    In computer class.
    Crush: How do you do this format stuff for the text omg? It's so complicated!
    Me (thinking): Oh yes this is my chance to talk to him!
    Me: Here, it's actually easy! Just do this: Open up an HTML Edit tab, open up a HTML Color tab, and also open up Microsoft Word if you want for the fonts! Now, you need to first start off with a code like this: <span style="font-family:tahoma,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:44px; color: #00000"></span>. Right between the span thing and font size you put your text in! In the # thing, open the color tab and copy the code in! If you want spaces, put </br>. If you want letter spacing, use the letter spacing code: letter-spacing: -1px. Remember, negative numbers make your text more squished together! Also, if you want your text to have a shadow, do: text-shadow: 0px 0px 2px #000000! Oh, and then after you've got all that, you need to transfer the text by dragging it from your HTML Edit tab to the tab you want to put it on! But that's just the basics. Easy!
    Crush: ...what the

  3. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half
    so you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do.

  4. Magic_Eight_Ball Magic_Eight_Ball
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    If you've ever...
    Got your period while wearing white pants,
    let us cry together.
    Sneezed while you put on mascara,
    let us cry together.
    Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
    let us cry together.
    Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
    let us cry together.
    Gotten your period on your birthday,
    let us cry together.
    Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
    let us cry together.
    Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
    let us cry together.
    Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
    let us cry together.

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
    JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
    SOME MEMORIES

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    do you ever get so annoyed
    at everything
    that you start to get mad at even little things
    like a spoon clinking against a bowl
    or sounds of people talking?

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    Maybe this is what
    the Mayans predicted.
    Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
    but the end of what we are.
    We no longer cherish life,
    or the other people,
    or even the earth or the animals
    or the resources put on it.
    War.
    Genocide.
    Abuse.
    Senseless mass murder.
    Animal cruelty.
    Gluttony.
    Greed.
    And waste.
    Look around you,
    the end of the world is already here...

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
    told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
    "My boobs hurt!"
    "I need a man!"
    "If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
    "I can't drive!"
    "Why does nobody love me?"

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    imagine
    reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  11. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Just because someone supports gay rights,
    doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
    do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    i just want to go to
    a coffee shop
    on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
    and have an attractive stranger around my age say
    “I’ll have one of those too, please”
    and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
    and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
    but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
    I find teenagers taking pictures
    of their orders with their iPhones
    and middle aged women wearing
    yoga pants..

  13. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  14. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
    White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
    Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
    White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
    Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
    Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

  15. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  16. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:47pm UTC
    If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends.

  17. misfits misfits
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 6:23pm UTC
    This format was fully constructed by 1986. Please leave (all) credit where it is due.
    ✿ ways to make school seem better✿
    take your favorite song and blast it during passing time. don't care how others react, and start dancing.
    tell someone you like their eyes, whether it's a friend, a crush, or a teacher.
    wear your favorite outfit. when the boys whistle as your cleavage is partially exposed from your tube top, completely ignore them.
    put on lots of makeup and do up your hair. smile when the boys and girls stare.
    walk with confidence down those halls. flip your hair when you see someone cute.
    be nice to your instructors. when a teacher needs to pick up copies of papers, offer to go down to the media center to get them.
    be nice to your peers. when you notice someone seems lonely, talk to them.
    be nice to yourself (pt 1). when you get a lower grade, remind yourself that you can and will do better. it will be okay.
    be nice to yourself (pt 2). when the mean girl comes to pick on you once again, tell her you like the way she's so dedicated to waste her time on you, flip your hair, and sashay away.
    be nice to yourself (pt 3). when your friends ignore you, walk away. don't ignore them back when they go to talk to you.
    always have a positive mindsight. it may be difficult since you are always surrounded by people who think differently than you, but it's much nicer to try to use what you've got. randomly start conversations to the person sitting next to you.
    don't roll your eyes and don't be sarcastic.
    ✿ live a little.✿

  18. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Me: For christmas i want a boyfriend
    Santa: Let's be realistic

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    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week
    me: you mean per day
    scientist: what
    me: what

  20. Lizzylovesyou1102 Lizzylovesyou1102
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    *Put selfie on top of christmas tree because i am the star*

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